religulous

David actually has alot on his shoulders, and is mostly only online in the evenings.

 

i'm sure he's at least smart enough not to necropost...

 

Well, first things first, you just marginalized the whole population of hipforums, a lot of people here are my friends, and that's just utter shit

secondly you don't even understand my question, let along a proper way ton construct an answer to it (hint, why is gravity so incredibly weak)

Third, you know what, you go over to wrongplanet.com.

look around,

anyone who is not a complete fucking egocentric moron WILL be humbled by the intelligence of that crowd, and MANY of them have more posts than I do here (granted virtually all of them are autism spectrum)

And you know why I'm not in a lab? because I commited academic sins. that's why.

I majored in history right out of high school, decided school should not feel like church with professors proselytizing (honestly, church shouldn't feel like that kind of church, but, that's what most people get.) and withdrew from all my classes

tried journalism, realized they were all deluded fucks ("Objectivity is when you have gotten the story from both sides" no, no it fucking isn't, objectivity is when you have the pure truth, e=mc^2 is objectivity, presenting that, AND the fucking morons who say "well, that's a theory, so it hasn't been proved yet" alongside each other in equal esteem is NOT objectivity, it's god damn stupid, go tell the residents of hiroshima, and nagasaki it hasn't been proven yet, go, do it, I'll wait) withdrew

then did a culinary arts major, dropped that when I went into crippling depression, and realized I was doing it to make other people happy.

Stepped back, examined it all for a year, realized the reason I was having problems is my lying to myself, I need to take something I am passionate about

so, now I am going to go into aerospace engineering, unfortunately, no school worth their application fee will let me in because of aforementioned academic sins.

so. I've got to pay penance. in the form of community college classes.

in the meantime, since the school I want to go to posts all coursework online, I've been doing all of that, and learning what I will be learning my freshman year, and. for all intents and purposes becoming a freshman aerospace engineering student.

and, yeah. that is rocket science.

so, why am I not in a lab?

because I can't afford to build a trans\super\hypersonic wind tunnel in my backyard.

as fucking awesome as that would be (and the first two aren't that complicated, the third is the sticky widget)

but, yeah, I am absolutely smarter than you. I also have incredibly broad interests, and incredibly deep understanding. and my brain indexes in a way yours simply can't.

And I like (most of) the people here. they are good people, and reducing them to drug addicts while you are a pathetic little 20 year old pseudointellectual punk, insulting My friends.

Your simple view of the world is going to get you burned LowRez. and you won't even notice.

 

you sound like you have something to prove

 

or you do.

I have the fortitude to be honest with myself about my methodology.

the pseudo-poetic crap doesn't make you sound smarter, or more philosophically viable, it just makes you a pretentious scrub.

pretense is a weak offering when compared against knowing what one is talking about.

 

It's Bill Maher, I agree it wasn't as harsh as I was expecting it to be or dismissive as I have seen Bill be on his shows. I still enjoyed it, show what religion really is: bullshit.

 

im not the one typing essays on why im smarter than everyone else on an internet forum

i gets ma lulz when people like you get upset over a trivial comment that wasn't even intended to be serious.

i win the internets

 

I'm not upset, I'm brusque.

You'd be wise to learn the difference

of course, I doubt that's in your bailywick.

 

teach me o wise one

 

You know that cliche "the teacher comes when you are ready to learn"

it's not because teachers mystically show up for you

it's because you're getting information thrown at you all the time, and it only sticks when you can use it

you can't use it yet. if ever.

 

when a pickpocket meets a saint, he only sees his pockets

 

Saints don't need pockets.

 

where does one keep his begging bowl?

 

his hands

 

well what about his shoes then

 

You might want to look at the list of saints.

no beggars on it.

and shoes aren't essential in all parts of the world, and aren't a cultural norm in all societies.

why should he need his shoes in pockets anyway? he has feet?

 

you have blown me out of the water with your intellect

 

Not really, you're just playing empty games. and I'm waiting for you to do something worth doing.

if you want to win, do it don't just "prove you're smarter" by wasting three minutes of my day.

prove it, put your money where your mouth is.

I presented a challenge earlier in this thread, regarding gravity.

so, there are a few theories for gravity, which do you go with? why?

I'd LOVE to see a proof (that you've written, not one you've ripped off from someone who actually knows how to do math)

 

what the hell are you talking about?

 

He confuses me too