Religion Deptartment...

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by Friend, Jun 26, 2006.

  1. Friend

    Friend Banned

    Hey weirdo fellow,

    What kind of other shape could the romans have used to pin up Jesus Christ? Just wonderin'...

    An "X"? A circle (and spin him while he's "hooked up" - see the blood going in all directions)?
  2. fritz

    fritz Heathen

    Stick up the arse, sans arm support.
  3. daisymae

    daisymae Senior Member

    One of those hanging cages like they used to put pirates in?

  4. Friend

    Friend Banned

    I like the idea of the cross up his ass... If you'll look at some of the painting, those logs seemed preeeety big... Imagine splinters in your instines... Must be a s&m dream... I guess that some of us posting in this thread will bet a big thunderbolt up their ass...
  5. Grim

    Grim Wandering Wonderer

    They could do what the Inquisition did later on(ironically in Jesus' name) and weight the people down, then set them on top of a pyramid-style device with the point placed directly up their ass.
  6. Zoomie

    Zoomie My mom is dead, ok?

    If they broke his pelvis and hung him horizontally they could have used a trapezoid.

    And they called us barbarians...
  7. indescribability

    indescribability Not To Be Continued

    they could've used a triangle and stretched him out a bit between the three corners.

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