Reincarnation

You will come back as a cucumber

 

you were once a leaf use by an old man to clean his arse

 

You will come back as a toilet seat

 

a parrot

 

You were once a clump of growing fungus.

 

A stick of gum about to be chewed.

 

a dolphin boy

 

the facial hair of a scruffy man

 

An oversized jellyfish

 

you were once a bus shelter that got vandalised and was eventually demolished.

 

a ceramic elephant

 

You were once a Quaker oatmeal square.

 

A mole rat

 

a tiger lily

 

A Sunflower.

 

you were once a penguin

 

you were once a tom cat

 

You will be a tetra pack

 

You will be a fluffy bunny.

 

you were once a Samurai Warrior