Reincarnation

you were once a blackhead on a teens nose

 

you were fat sucked out of someone during a liposuction

 

you were once a buddhist monk

 

the guy that invented the Bristol Stool Scale

 

the first person to try lighting a fart

 

you were a turd

(maybe you still are!!)

 

you were an Acadian

 

You be a Cajun I do say

 

banned for making fun of Cajun chicken

 

forgot the thread was reincarnation


ONCE WAS TOXIC WASTE IN A CANADIAN TRASH DUMP

 

you were the shit i just wiped off my foot

 

you were the fluffiest unicorn eva.

 

you were a diamond in the corner of your moms eye

 

you were a Pianocktail (my new favorite thing)

 

Im surprised you didnt sig it




You were once a cowbell

 

You were once this little guy.

 

you were once a flea

 

You were once the hardly discerable piece of crap just excreted by the flea.

 

You were once a dirty old man