Reincarnation

You were third row down and second from left.

 

^^^Thats your place isnt it?



You were once a clean freak....a doggie clean freak

 

No, I'm at the top.

You were once a messy puppy.

 

you were once a piece of popcorn that was in someones sofa cushion crack for 20 years

 

You were once the person that ate it.

 

you were once a bottle of that smelly stuff that the school janitor would sprinkle on vomit

 

You were once James Brown

 

you were once known as "Lanky Jones"

 

you were once the profanity baby

 

You were once a leek in a bowl of Vichyssoise

 

you were once this guy

 

You used to be cool.

 

Although an Amish bishop you had an affair with your sister and were banished leaving in your Winnebago, which you had hidden in Lancaster, Pa.

 

You were once a tribolite.

 

you were once a canned tuna

 

You were once the last french fry. (I eventually ate you)

 

^^^Impossible...Im older



You were once one of my diapers

 

you were once a wad of gum on my boots

 

you were the first sound ever in the universe

sounded like two roosters and edith bunker fucking eachother