Regular Sex

Hehe, how sweet.

Heels and all?

 

Well, you can tell a lot about a man from the shoes he wears.

 

bloody showers!

 

Really... What does a man in bunny slippers mean?

 

It's been a few weeks, but the girlfriend gets here tomorrow.

 

that'd work too, although, I don't know how the clots rolling down on feet would fly.

 

that you need a holy hand grenade of antioch.

 

Probably means he's raided your closet.

 

oh, clots make excellent lubricant.

 

oh, well then, sounds like a party.

 

it's always a party when you have a garden tub.

 

oh, definitely the way to go.

 

i like sex
i don't like "regular" sex tho, that sounds boring


it actually took me a couple seconds to realize that regular can mean two different things in this situation....

 

sex with expectation of more sex in the near future I think is what he means.

I could totally go for that, as I expect it would come wrapped in the lovely bow of a relationship (it doesn't always, but I think it's the only way I could ever pull it off... and I think that's a positive thing)

 

i love relationship sex, but i look forward to the wild orgies.

 

that would be very conditional for me. and I hear the best part about an orgy is there is always someone ready to go, which, I imagine, could be good for your nymphomaniac on the go.

 

i haven't actually been in a relationship long enough to have regular sex

 

really the best part is having a lot of crazy sexy naked people around you.

 

I haven't been in a relationship long enough to ever have sex.....

 

maybe it's the axe