Refuse to go down on a girl?

Hi, I'm a 100% straight guy and never had a problem going down on girls, but that's because so far I've been quite lucky. As a guy ofc I watch porn, and I've seen a lot of labias are of brownish color, I find that kinda disgusting, IRL I've only had the pleasure of seeing redish and pinkish ones but it's likely I won't win the rulet next time. So what am I going to do, refuse to give oral? That's gonna be awkward and bad if the girl is really nice and I want a relationship. I've seen similar posts elsewhere but not quite like this (regarding the color), anyway I'm not gay so just give me advice or tell me that I'm not alone in my pickiness...

 

Light switch, the great equalizer,

 

Yeah, I could tell by the rest of your post

 

I'm just saying that coz I saw in other people's posts trolls saying they're gay, clearly it cannot be avoided. I don't have to explain myself to you, even if I was gay, I was just trying to save myself the trouble of thread derailing.
Also saw a bunch of women flaming the guys who said they were repulsed by the look of vaginas, kinda like you, they probably have undesirable looking ones. Don't worry, I'm sure there are plenty of girls who don't wanna do blowjobs either ,it's perfectly normal. But hey if you have a nice pink one, I would be happy to give it a lick.

 

The color of her labia isn't going to affect the taste or the smell. The only thing that would stop me from eating pussy would be if it smelled bad or tasted bad. Women's genitals are like men's, they come in every shape, size and color. So, unless you know that you're definitely going to be with the same woman your entire life, I would try and get past your hangup and just eat her.
Try the light switch recommendation or get good and drunk first.

 

Well, you were only on the forums for one day, so me telling you to not be so fuckin' stupid and insulting won't amount to much ,now will it. Never the less--don't be so fuckin' stupid and insulting.

 

First time for you ?

 

I don’t care for shaved pussies I like them natural and I love to eat hairy pussies

 

I have no problem doing it. Just don't be shaved. I prefer natural.

 

Nothing like the feel and look of a full bush!

 

Like both...as long as it smells and tastes good I love licking for hours

 

Well done...I don't think it matters...but it's nice with hair as your cum gets all caught up in it

 

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I love pussy lips of any size shape and color a few Filipino girls I’ve been with had dark pussy lips and with their pink hard clit poking out it made me horny and sucking on those lips and clit until they had intense writhing screaming orgasms was the best

 

Back in the mid eighties I lived in the S.F. East Bay Area and this lady that lived next door was from Guam of Philippine ancestry and she was 32 years old and she enlisted in the Navy reserve and went to boot camp in Florida for twelve weeks and one day it was foggy in the morning and I was in my garage and heard her having a slightly elevated argument with her husband (also Guamanian) about him not eating her pussy then I heard him drive off in his pickup to work and she was standing in the driveway in a robe glaring after him I could see barely through my side door window because the fog was super thick so I walked through the door up next to her and said Hi are you ok ? And then she smiled a little and said is any thing wrong with me ? And she opened her robe a little and she was nude underneath probably 34 B and a black little bush and I said you look good to me and I said I heard you arguing with your old man and she said let’s go inside and I’ll tell you about it so we went inside her house and sat at the kitchen table and she started telling me about her sex life she said she had married him when she was 18 and they only fucked the missionary position and she didn’t reach orgasm very often but six weeks into boot camp their company commander gave her and a Filipina girl walking chits to go to sick bay while the rest of company was doing pt exercise so the two of them got back to the barracks and their lockers and bunks were right next to each and they got nude to change into their pt gear and she said I looked at this Filipino girls naked body and got horny my nipples got hard and I hadn’t had an orgasm since I had been in boot camp and this Filipino girl saw her nipples and kind of smiled and put her hands on her shoulders and laid her back on the bunk and ate her pussy and she said that was the best orgasm she ever had so I asked her what about the Filipino girl ? And she said well I had to return the favor and I asked her what the Filipino girl looked like and she said similar to me but she came good too so now I get home and my old man won’t eat my pussy he said it’s gross and I told I love eat pussy and she laid down on her front room rug and her pussy tasted so good I ate her pussy for close to thirty minutes she had so many orgasms I couldn’t count so then I laid next to her and her climb on top and ride me to several more orgasms and I told her I was going to cum and she said go for it you deserve it and I started ejaculating inside her as she was grinding her pussy against my pubic bone and having another orgasm and after she collapsed on top of me with her titties against my hairy chest and finally said I never thought sex could be that good I could do that every day so she became a good FWB

 

I've certainly had my share of all colors and they are all yummy. A girl can't change her lip color down there and I would think that if she's opening her legs for you, she wants to be treated well.

Treat her well.

 

Well I'm not going to flame you, you are entitled to like our dislike whatever you want there's nothing wrong with having a preference. I have a feeling that if you meet a girl and really like her and are attracted to her in other ways then you will rapidly get over any issues related to the colour of a little part of her anatomy. Also, this might sound strange but if you are playing with her enough beforehand then she will get a good deal 'pinker' just because of that...

 

You are so right about that!! Nice post!

 

Just a heads up (pun not intended) - men get mouth cancer from oral sex much easier than women do, and at a higher rate. I don't know if there are any statistics on men having oral sex with women vs. men having oral sex with another man, but the odds are much better for a women than a man.

 

I love to eat pussy, so I guess I'll just have to take my chances and eat pussy until it kills me.