Red Flags

If she is a stripper.

 

If She listens to Nickelback. I'd be forced to tell everyone she's rampant with genital warts.

 

wrong..this is a 'qualifier'and if she is a french canadian?...bonus points and marriage material:mickey:

 

Yeah... I wish that was one of mine. Fuck.

 

There is this little bitch ass white boy in trown who calls himself D-Roc

What a faggot.

 

Duh, my first clue of a red flag was

He prefers dicks over pussies.

 

I prefer to talk about what I seek in people: friendship, a mind of their own, being in touch with their bodies, clear boundaries, a sense of humor, responsibility, smoothness:2thumbsup:, and a fighting spirit.

Unless, you're talking about a heavily made up dame who snubs you until you flash them a ring. That's definitely a red flag!

 

Red flag- "I'm pregnant"


If you hear those words, get the fuck out of there.

 

Bust raw twice THEN get the fuck out.

 

I had an ex who introduced herself as "Midnight Kate" I think she was borderline schitzophrenic.

Stay Brown,
Rev J

 

lmao that's so lame

"Hey, my name's Danger Ted"

 

But what made it weirder is that she had 2 different personalities. "Midnight Kate" was self centered, arrogant, abusive, and a downright ****. When she wasn't in that mode she was really cool. Where as "Midnight Kate" only thought she was cool and thought that others thought she was cool. "Midnight Kate" was so myopic she didn't notice people rolling their eyes when she introduced herself as such.

Stay Brown,
Rev J

 

Wow, yeah you win. Red flag lol

 

By the third exchange of gunfire---you got yourself a red flag. After the second exchange of gunfire she hollers--"you got insurance motherfucker?" you may have a red flag.

 

I put up a white flag, but she just used it to clean my blood off her sweater

does that count???

 

-Has a thousand friends on facebook
-makes posts like "...is going to the store" on facebook
-thinks that facebook is a means to communicate plans to do things

 

You should put that on your facebook.

 

lol it sounds like you've dated some real winners.

i dated this guy for like a month that had two personalities, but thats because he was an alcoholic. Whenever he went into black out drunk mode, he turned into a guy he called "travis." travis did not claim any responsibility for his actions. after a black out drunk he would wake up the next morning and say "damn, travis really hung out in hammertown last night." major red flags were thrown up with that guy lol.

i've dated some real winners as well.

 

Wow, lol

Jesus, the fact that this happened to you more than once raises a red flag to me :tongue:

 

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