Red Flags

Hunts, eats meat, likes to go to clubs every week, doesn't like going out at all, plays computer games all the time, doesn't like to walk and even drives 5 mins down the road to the shop.

 

If she's not willing to do the following:

1. Atleast attempt to ford a river.
2. Use a handrail as a balance beam.
3. Slide down a hill of snow as an alternative to steps.
4. Swim in ice cold water.
5. Have a blast dancing even if she's terrible at it.

 

that's a little unfair, some of those qualities are awesome.

 

I would like to second this.

 

In moderation, perhaps.

 

Well I like some meat, play too many computer games and go clubbing quite a lot. Hunting though, that's nasty.

I'd agree however, moderation is important.

But then, each to their own. I've been quite lucky, the majority of the women I have been friends with or in a relationship with have always played computer games with me, for example

It was quite awesome, women kicking your ass at Halo is kind of hot

 

Then it's good we aren't in a relationship isn't it!

I don't mind someone playing games for a bit, just not all the time is all.

Oh and he can't be too into football, or cancel plans for sports or the gym all the time.

 

This is not so much a description of the imperfect man, but rather an accolade of the perfect woman

 

It's a description of my imperfect man. It may well be someone else's perfect man.

 

I think everyone needs to have a healthy balance of the rough and the steady.

For example, what of a man who likes romantic action movies, long walks on the beach in volleyball season, cuddling at the game, or drinking fine wine through a drink dispensing hat whilst giving you a lovely massage... to shut you up???

Sounds like a top bloke on all accounts

 

A balance can be healthy. But, anyone who drinks wine through a drink dispensing hat is definitely ruled out in my book

 

Tells me I might like to get some STI tests

 

Says he likes Jeremy Clarkson

 

Oh sorry.. was you planning on spending the rest of your life with me?!

 

Comes on to HF starting inane posts about pissing on dogs. Calls the regulars trolls then uses a picture of themselves in their underwear aiming a machine gun with a comment about killing trolls as a signature. Bitch needs help. Sorry venting.

Stay Brown,
Rev J

 

yep, if you wanna be with me you have to treat my lair right.

 

actually no, there was a picture that was supposed to be with this. Hold on.

 

maybe it made more sense earlier.

 

That almost makes me change my mind on it. But, then I remember something BBAD said about that Cow