Received A Job Offer Today And I Smoked Two Blunts Saturday Night. Part 2.

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  1. jmt

    jmt Ezekiel 25:17

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    I haven't smoked in two weeks before this Saturday. I got the job offer today and he said he needs it to be filled by the 8th of December. I have exam finals next week, so I can push the drug test in two weeks from now. Any suggestions? The previous time I smoked was Friday the 14th of November so you guys get an idea of how frequent I have smoked.
     
  2. RooRshack

    RooRshack On Sabbatical

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    Drink lots of water.

    And make sure its not your first piss of the day, etc.

    You're fine.
     
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  3. thedope

    thedope glad attention Lifetime Supporter

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    tally ho
     
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  4. unfocusedanakin

    unfocusedanakin The Archaic Revival Lifetime Supporter

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    Take some vitamin B with the water. Otherwise your sample will be clear which could look suspicious.
     
  5. RooRshack

    RooRshack On Sabbatical

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    I disagree.

    It's fine to be hydrated, it's suspcious to be overhydrated and oozing the common pee-yellowing agents.
     
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  6. JimInPhila

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    Tell them you believe in drinking lots of water every day, as many people do.

    In the mean time, I'm thinking, yeah, "Lots of water," occasionally add a teaspoon of baking soda--will offset the pH of your system, neutralizing the drug.

    Good luck and keep us informed.
     
  7. jmt

    jmt Ezekiel 25:17

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    What about cranberry juice?
     
  8. jmt

    jmt Ezekiel 25:17

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    Interview went great. He asked if I can start in two weeks and told him I have to wait for the offer from the recruiter. And then I can really give him a reasonable time frame.
     
  9. JimInPhila

    JimInPhila Member

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    jmt, Congrats....Now, don't put yourself thru this crap again. Learn to enjoy a nice cold beer, glass of red wine or a shot of brandy, whiskey, gin....Well, you get the idea.....Or you can do it again til you wind up screwing yourself.

    Definition of Insanity: Keep doing the same thing and expecting different results.
    Learn from your past mistakes ....or not.
     
  10. jmt

    jmt Ezekiel 25:17

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    well guys its Friday and I havent heard back.....damn. I was really hoping for this job.
     
  11. jmt

    jmt Ezekiel 25:17

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    You guys think maybe they're taking their time?
     
  12. JimInPhila

    JimInPhila Member

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    Yea, they may be just 'doing their thing,' checking references, meeting more candidates, comparing and contrasting.
    If it's meant to be, it will happen. If it's not, think, there's something better coming.
    The real issue is "Life is about Learning." Have you learned your lesson?

    Another point: If a week/7-ish days go by, it's not inappropriate for you to call and follow up, asking if they've made a decisions.
     
  13. unfocusedanakin

    unfocusedanakin The Archaic Revival Lifetime Supporter

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    Sometimes this is the final part of the interview. You have to show them you really want it.
     
  14. broony

    broony Banned

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    Call them right now asked for the boss and say 'its important!' tell the transfer you.
     
  15. zoneoutdude

    zoneoutdude Members

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    Are you still looking to pass the test?

    What about a synthetic urine?
     
  16. jmt

    jmt Ezekiel 25:17

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    I got the job. I got the drug test this Monday at 130pm. You guys think I should be fine? I haven't smoked since Thanksgiving weekend. I been drinking a lot of water and vitamin B to stain the per. I hit the gym Thursday afternoon.
     

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