Receive bacon.

hmmmmm Sweet and Salty.....I think I need to go to my lab.

 

Precisely

 

I think Im missing the point....

 

its bacon man

gods gift to humans

 

Alright I am back from the lab and this is what I came up with: Bacon Icecream, Caramel Bacon, Bacon cereal, and I will figure out more later.

 

and his vendetta against pigs.

 

caramel bacon sounds good, idk about the other 2.

how does one sign up to become part of your taste-testing team?

 

pigs are smarter than dogs

 

my dog is pretty freakin dumb.

i don't doubt it.

 

Well its a long strenous process...but its almost Christmas so you got the job. Well bacon cereal could be good it just depends what you pour on it....maybe maple syrup.

Maybe thats why we eat pig...we can't have any competition in the classroom. Huh a world run by pigs...................

 

pigs already run the world, who are you kidding??

 

Please...continue.

 

yay!

do i get health coverage for when i have a bacon-induced heart attack?

 

Bacon doesn't cause heart attacks...where did you hear that nonsense? Yes we do have coverage.

 

idk...i think my artery told me. it said it doesn't get along well with plaque since the breakup so take it easy on the bacon, otherwise plaque will get the wrong idea and think he can bring his sorry ass back.

 

They broke up??? When?

 

a few years back. plaque is still bitter about it.

 

Wow I had no idea...I thought that they would last forever...

 

artery was getting mad that plaque was always up in her business and wasn't giving her any personal space. and restricting bloodflow and all that. he was just selfish, is all.

 

Well then I guess he had it coming. How about crystal bacon?