Reasons to live

sometimes its god to be alive just so you can read the obituary of an asshole that you hated

 

I'm making a t-shirt with that written on it

 

1. Alex.
2. Nursing.
3. Adventure.
4. Kitty.
5. Learning interesting new stuff every day.

 

make sure you dont make the same god-good typo

also I want 10% of royalties

 

just to prove myself wrong... (truly thought i'd be dead by 36)

 

6. reggae music
7. coloring with crayons
8. playing in the mud
9. animals sitting like a lazy human
10. sleeping in on a rainy morning under eight blankets of warmth

 

new friends

 

old friends

 

collecting inheritances

 

so I can try try try again..

 

Bacon.

 

11. springtime
12. the sound snow makes when you walk on it
13. that one movie with the guy in it that does that thing that's awesome
14. soup in a mug
15. cheap housing

 

Free samples.

 

I like cookies.

 

I love carpet.

 

16. hand-knitted scarves
17. glow-in-the-dark toys
18. hot sauce
19. moss
20. tofurky

 

Music

 

1. movies
2. steam trains
3. the ocean during a storm
4. stars on a clear night

 

haven't tried being dead, and I might not like it

 

1. chocolate
2. evening walks
3. the smell of a freshly baked apple pie