"Real Fact" #187

There are over 61,000 pizzerias in the U.S. o_O




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hmmm this 8% juice isn't so bad afterall

 

mmm pizza?
pizza???@ldddddo

 

pizza?no i don have any

oh my bad.....10% juice

 

meli how i love you
jklfsajg
I'M HYPER
HI

 

Hi ROxxxy FOxxy
i mean....sonia

 

yeeeeessssssss my dear how are you on this lovely day sitting at home why are you may i ask? and what the fuck is it with my plant who grew really big and now has to bend over so it can grwo more?

 

well it's only a few minutes to 11 and i not dressed and haven't showered yet
ii have to clean firstand im not sure what i'm doing today.truetrue today is actually turning out to me a beautiful day.i own it t myself to go outside at least.

aha i love you roxi miss our plantsthey too had to bend to grow more.

 

what happened to your plants????????
never bend to low that's what i say
damn yes i am aware something seems wrong with me today

 

they were thrown away i think.they were dyingpoor little boogers.
micha has inspired me to go buy a cactus.are there such things as purple cactuses?one would look great in our living room.

you are unusally happy today

 

here, in crap-land, land of all popular wisdom they say that if a girl has a cactus in the house she'll never get married

i am not happy i am HYPER
i have a damn idiotic exam tomorrow and i'm nervous as shit

 

what does a cactus have to do with marriage?

happy.hyper.same thing sonia rox
i've been donw ith exams for 3 days
woop.goode luck

 

it's uhmm popular wisdom
old people say that
it's like the "walk three steps behind and spit when a black cat crosses your way" kinda thing
i have a cactus
i don't love it though
i can never love another cactus after my first cactus died

 

I have four cactuses.

i don't think i have to worry abot getting married though.

 

because you're already married?
damn..i have ants in my keyboard

 

nah.

i'm gay

 

i have food stuck in mine

 

i hate that.

 

you can still get married.
i think they are still letting people here do so

 

so does my dad

i on the other hand don't seem to mind

 

Where do you live?

In the United States, it probably isn't going to happen for a little while. It will come eventually.