Real Christmas Tree or Fake Christmas Tree?

I'm surprised my dog has zero interest in the round decorations.

 

My cats just made a home in it then they knocked it down woke at 2 am to find a tree on the floor

 

I had a cat once who took up residence in an artificial tree I had and would straight up attack me whenever I tried to take the tree down. So I left it up until April that year because cats are our masters

 

I tell people I don't put a tree because of the cats, they'd just knock it down. Truth is I wouldn't put one up anyway but the cats are an excuse most of my friends/family can understand.

 

Certainly Not One Cat I Could Name......Jumped On The Bed At 3-00am Meowing

And Wringing Wet......30 Second Later I Hear All This Squarking......Get Up And

Find He Had Found A Frog In The Rain And Brought It Into The Bedroom.....

So I Addressed The Problem ASAP......Frog Outside......Cat In The "Blender"...

And Hit The Turbo Button......Problem Solved......Went Back To Sleep......



Cheers Glen.

 

maybe i need to get a cat. caring for a creature year round might still be less work than defending my lack of a tree every december.

 

"Caring" for a cat consists of food, water, giving them a place to shit.

 

Right.

Food In.

Food Out.

 

In the cover of darkness, I crept down to the village at 4:30am this morning and cut a small bit off the big communal Christmas tree.

 

Lol Imagine if a lot of fellow villagers would do the same

 

If I were a big communal Christmas tree, I'd be happy.
Every member of the community having a part of the communal tree...

A few years ago when they were decorating the tree in the neighbourhood I used to live in, they didn't buy decorations, but instead invited everyone to bring an ornament.
I didn't contribute because I was away, but I thought it was a nice lil idea.

 

I like the idea od Driftrue sneaking around the village at 4:30 am.

I approve and I applaud.

 

They wouldn't. They wouldn't think up such a clever plan. : P
And probably most people would think it was depressing, like you... because it kind of looks like the Charlie Brown tree from earlier in this thread
Anyway I have Eloise's approval so i'm good.

 

Aw it's cute

 

And is that....a pine cone painted to look loke a Christmas tree?

 

everything we have plugs in Even the tree I bet that little wheel on the electric meter is pissing round !
I will take pictures later

 

looks like a candle to me ( Sorry it looks loke a candle )