Ready to trip by myself

i just don't think it is in this circumstance

 

Thinking is a biochemical reaction.

 

K Captain Clarity

 

You fucking love me.

 

nah
what I love is this glass of E&J

 

Ew, brandy. Stop being so disagreeable. Drink Whiskey like a man!

 

I'm satisfied with my nasty choice.
This was the first thing I ever got drunk on, so it will always hold a special place in my heart.

 

Fair enough. I first got plastered on Bacardi Rum and I still fucking hate it. Terrible night...good beer pong though.

I'm gonna leave this thread before my chaos spreads.

 

popped your cherry with brandy? fuck yeah. like a cultured man. a refined faggot

 

Remind me to come back and rep you for that.

 

My 3 friends and I all got drunk together for the first time, not a single one of us had any experience with alcohol.
We built a fire in the backyard and drank by the forest line. I literally could not walk after 1 hour. There was a trampoline and someone jumped and then puked.
Punches were also thrown at one point while I cackled in the red glow of a campside fire.
Refined indeed.

 

Yeah, brandy may be faggy.... but E&J is just fucking the most hood thing you can drink.

 

lol
That and Mad Dawg 20/20

 

bad beer is bad

 

MD20/20 is club shit.....

 

8 16 oz cans of Old English 800
4 13 year olds
fun, hilarity, and craziness
friend falling off a fence and breaking his arm
projectile vomiting all over my friends back as he was hugging the porcelainuke:

That was my initiation into the wonders of alcohol

 

I drank like 8 shots of Jose my first time drinking. I don't remember anything past the 8 shots though.. I did however find a lost snake in the persons house, convince someone to bring me to the pet store to get mice, fed it 3, had one left and names it Kujo. We tattooed him with magic marker and stuck him in the bong, gave him a shot of alcohol, fed it a hit of acid, and whatever else we thought of doing.

 

man people do some really horrible things to mice

 

Yea, I was like 14 at the time. And I was at pretty much a 24 hour party house.

To me, mice are mice. And that's it. I breed them for my reptile food atm.

Sorry if I offend anyone.

 

ooooOOH, defensive!