Rats Arms (Forum Tavern)

Oh I'm sorry to hear that. I'll buy. Did you fall down and cut yourself ? I fall down alot. I don't bleed that much. Most of the time I just brake a bone or two. Can I have a double Jack Danials and a beer please.

Please

 

I had too much beer earlier on the boat. Some cold water for me I think.

 

Oooh boats...

Im going to eat. M'all chuffed and whatnot.

 

i want some vicadin or something. and a back rub to go with my beer. any takers? no sex, sorry. i'm outta commission.

 

I'll help you out but I thought you were hurt. All
I have is some opium will that do ?

Peace

 

Woo, and escape from talking about barn owls and trying to discuss some modern art programme, eek!

 

Any chance we could fit a pool table in here ?

Peace

 

We've already got one on top of the washing machine.

 

Oh silly me. I never saw it. I don't wash clothes. I just throw them away after about a week and buy new ones. I'll play ya for a drink.

 

What a waste of clothes, wouldn't make a difference to stinky tramp.

Don't think I can deal with pool, I need a drink.

 

I'll buy. But no I don't stink. I change them every day and throw them in a pile. And throw them away later. I don't know how to use machines well. Anyway I don't feel like playing either. How about darts ?

Peace

 

Damn, gimme a cider.. fuck's sake. Just got done adding huge amounts to my assignment becuase I got the minimum word limit confused. Eek!

Bloody hell am I shattered.

 

arty: woo, lets try and put our troubles and irritations away and smile and get silly.

 

*envisions a balloon going down*

 

Eh, party time.. no response earlier cause I was watching tv :lol:

arty:

Gin & tonic for me, cider for Ny I assume?

 

Woooaaah, that was some rant!! Hmm, now I need something nice tasting. Arxhers and lemonade, nice and girly

 

Hmmm, dog is seeing a chiropractor tomorrow, so I need something suitably bizarre and posh...marmite champagne please.

 

Your DOG is seeing a chiropractor?? Hehe, sorry, just sounds funny.Why do I have 4, no 5 if you count the wiggly snake thing, soft toys on my desk?

 

Aww.. if I was closer to Bucks I'd treat her! I've treated dogs before, it's not difficult.

 

It's Friday the 13th. Is it cool if I hide in here all day ? Hard luck and trouble are waiting for me. If I stay in here they may not find me. You all better do the same. It's not safe out there today. Wait don't you have a cat in here ? I hope it is not black. Good luck to you all.

Peace