Rats Arms (Forum Tavern)

I can do a very good version of 'Ironic', but funnily enough never when sober.

 

Can't get MGMT's new song outta my head atm. Where's the jukebox in here?

 

http://www.playlist.com/

There's we go.

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vK5MC8pa_cY

 

I could swear I saw a Monkey in here before. Oh well anybody seen my car ?

Peace

 

*takes silverhippys car keys and calls a taxi*

 

Can the Monkey go with me ? I kinda like him. And thanks for the Cab.

Peace

 

Take the bloody monkey.

Wow, that black and gold song questions the existence of god

 

Sorry but I had to come back. I'll make it fast the meter is running in the cab. this Monkey smells bad. I don't like him anymore. Does anyone else want him ? Please ?

Peace

 

Put him on a bar stool, I'll dress him up in one of my skirts and her can be the barmaid.

 

But he stinks. But I think he would look good in a skirt. he won't get many tips so you would have to feed him. Oh here have him. goodby jojo take care. Can I have one more beer before I go back to the cab ?

Peace

 

I have a friend who feeds her dog organic meat straight from the butchers. Bet that costs a total bomb though
Just water for me this morning pleez

 

Feeling a bit blech today, but I really fancy some of that copella stuff.

 

Sorry for going on about a Monkey last night. I found it was nothing more than one of my old socks filled with cheese. Geeez bad night maybe I better just have coffee black please. I really thought it was a Monkey.

Peace

 

God its well boring in here today.

 

I shall liven it up then!
*downs three pints of cider and starts singing*
Shoow me the waay to goo hoooome.. I'm tired and I wanna go to bed...

 

*leaves pub*

 

*feels a bit lonely*

 

woo my mums home.

 

pour me a double, i'm bleeding again.