Rats Arms (Forum Tavern)

Waitrose Roast Veggie Pizza anyone?

 

Mmm, yum. Which reminds me, my Mum forgot to feed me!!

 

:O bit mean of her, my rents have been out of the premises all evening. But I can forgive em that because my mater picked me up after I missed the bus. Ooh forgot my innocent smoothie.

Feeling a little posh today, Waitrose Pizza and Innocent, I did have 80p chips from Bellybusters for lunch tho, so it balances out. Anyone got any rum for my smoothie?

 

Two slices of toast and some wensleydale, veritable feast hehe. I'm turning into the mad cheese woman of Baldock.

 

S'all about the double gloucester round here. I had one of them 9 bars earlier too. Carob tastes bloody exactly like chocolate :S scarily so.

 

Tis yummy, I love them a lot. I wouldn't eat too much carob though, has certain 'effects'.

 

Ooh right noted, s'only 4 in the pack so I'll savour em.

 

In our health food shop you can get whole bars of the stuff. In fact name something obscure and the shop probably has it. Inc. Organic Lemons.

 

Ooh...vegan Black Pudding?

 

I suspect it has some random equivalent hehe. It's even got vegetarian dog food, which looks like when you mix cornflakes, bran flakes and rice crispies...

 

Ooh tasty, not sure quite how pleased my dog'd be if I started feeding her that. Could do with finding free range dog food at least tho.

 

I daresay somewhere sells that. I know you can get organic dog food at least, which isn't so bad.

I really commend organic growers though, my organic-ish garden is full of weeds and slugs!!

 

My dad grows all his stuff organically. Mushroom/Manure compost and all. Egg shells around the plants do wonders against molluscs btw.

 

I'm just watering mine and tackling the miracle grow off my mum. Good plan on the egg shells.

Hang on, we're going to get the 'arghh get on msn brigade' in a minute.

 

It's healthy pub banter is it not? *grabs another coupla pints*

 

Ooh that it is. Can I have some bacardi for this coke? Getting a tad boring drinking it neat.

 

eek, why'd I have to stumble upon mad world by gary jules. Serious cut your wrist music

 

Dude, Arden grange dog food, waitrose

organic, 's what I feed my dogs.

Can I get a cider here? Maybe some gin&tonic too, I feel the need for a lot of alcohol, been dry as a bone these last few days.

 

*dances around*

Yeah I like you, yeah i like you, and I feel so bohemium like you etc etc.

*carries on dancing*

Oh dear, I'll be treating y'all to my Alanis Morissette impression next.

 

Hey you havent seen mine..
Used to be a slight alanis fan, well a couple of songs anyway.
Cause all I really want, is some patience, etc
*doesnt dance*