Rats Arms (Forum Tavern)

No, that would be him!

 

Is it a bank holiday or something? Is it the Marie Celeste? Or maybe it's just not opening time yet!

 

i'm surprised i haven't been sacked yet...

 

You're doing a fine job woman! A barmaid who can sing, dance and make a **** of herself as well as pull a pint. You would be up for barmaid of the year if it was up to me. Anyway are you serving or am I going to have to come round there and help myself? I've told some friends about open mike so can you clear with the boss for this Saturday?

 

I'll have you know I was the star attraction young lady

 

why thank you! *a spring suddenly appearing in her step* who is the boss now that silverhippy has done a runner?

please, please, PLEASE no Lionel Ritchie? rettyplease:

 

Yeah, you would give Ralph a run for his money!

 

I unofficially promote you to chief cook and bottle washer, Lill!

 

been doing that for MONTHS now, and that's not even mentioning all the mopping and rat preps and serving of drinks and the like, and haven't, as yet, been appropriately renumerated!!! ok, so i'm often not about to serve, and when i am, i'm more often than not slumped in a bleach-haze etc... but this place is a hell hole!!! you seem to have some clout round here etherea... perhaps you could have a word?

after thought... maybe i should be a little more positve.... difficult in this dingy decor... or is that just the bleach fucking with my mind?

 

Just the bleach darling! And since the place is as dingy as you say you could put it to better use! By the way I have no sway whatsoever with the boss after I called him a fat, uneducated tosser the last time he tried to throw me out.

 

bleach has gotta go... it doesn't do me no favours anyway... clean this place up... throw the boss out... he IS a fat uneducated tosser!... infact, have no boss? just put money behind the bar for drinks? and maybe take it in turns once a month or so to do a quick once-round with the bleach?

arty:

 

I'm in!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Anarchy in the Rat's! I love it.

 

arty:

*helps self to a celebratory drink (not bleach for a change) and asks what everyone else is drinking as it is apparently, and quite rightly my round*

 

It's taking a really long time to get served in here

 

new rules IB... serve yourself hun.... i'm paying today... i've put money behind the bar.... help yourself to whatever you want!

 

Whoever said you cannot drink champagne in the middle of the afternoon, huh?

And I want crisps, those expensive crinkle cut ones!


I get used to this, actually!

 

just climb on over and help yerself IB .... next time you come, you will have to put your own money behind the bar though... this is a one off because i am feeling in a celebratory mood...
:cheers2:

 

Haha

Why so celebratory?

 

because i packed in my job here and anarchy rules OK

 

Where has that man been! Get with the programme!