Rats Arms (Forum Tavern)

nah... just pulling your leg... although we do serve the finest bleach in the UK here... what was that you wanted? a Moosehead? here... this ones on the house

 

consider it done... do you mind if i join you? that bud smells real fruity innit... :drool5:

 

I would be delighted to have the pleasure of your company
glass of white wine for the lady?

 

I'll have a pint of the moosepiss please barkeeps.

Not really a drama just a storm in a teacup... we can now go back to being the quietest friendliest corner of the internets cheers!

 

actually, i'm kinda partial to the bleach... tends to keep my mouth cleaner

 

:grouphug:

 

Moosepiss on the house

(not a lot of people know that)

 

The mighty Muncher Stoat surveys its kingdom

 

Wow, I always miss things. Someone pass me a Guinness and a spliff please.

 

aaah... the peace and quiet...

 

^^ you'll have to serve yourself.... everyones gone away for a bit... there's deep-fried rat in the fridge and you know where the bleach is... don't worry, i trust you to leave the money on the side near the till

 

thank you... don't mind if i do... you seem familiar... have we met?

 

that's original!!!... no we haven't met... now if you don't mind, i've got work to do...

 

I'm parched. Give us a long cold bleach with a bleach chaser and put it on my tab:toetap05:

And don't skimp on the bleach

 

OK, lets rock and roll! give me a bottle of beer and what time's the band starting?

 

blimey, Lithium, etherea... i was asleep... LARGE bleach was that Lithium? Beer etherea? Sorry, there's no band tonight... it's national strike day today... i'm on strike too only i'm happy to get yer drinks... not seen anyone here fer ages...

can i tempt you with a rat burger?... we do have a vegetarian option...

 

This bleach is watered down! I want undiluted bleach! Argh if I wasnt so lazy I'd put the barmaid over my knee

 

yeah, sorry bout it being watered down... just remember what happened last time you drank it straight...

 

wheres the peanuts?

 

sorry BBAD... nuts are off

rat burger?