Rats Arms (Forum Tavern)

You can stroke her - she doesn't mind.... much.

I want something but I don't know what. Maybe a nice cocktail - Dennis the Menace perhaps. No actually, beer sounds good, but I'm at work

 

Are you sure.I like cats but I'm not sure they like me. Anyway I'm buying. Have a vodka Martini Shakend not stirred. and I have reached my limit. Must drive you know. Good night all and sleep tight.

Peace

 

Can i have a pineapple juice please?

 

coke for me please, I haven't woken up yet...

 

I would like hot chocolate.

 

Yes I'll have a dab of that too please...:tongue:

 

ah ... won't have any of that myself but *rolls up a joint* beauty of virtual pubs is there is an unlimited supply


:sifone:

 

I'm going to yell 'I don't bloody know' very loudly cos my parents aren't in here. Honestly, you'd think I'd spewed profanities like ozzy osbourne.

 

Ahhh the joys of virtual pubs!

I think I would like some orange and cranberry please, oh and some whiskey to get me ready for work. :cheers2:

 

Anyone want a draw on my crack pipe? Go easy, it's a bit moreish...

 

*sits in the corner and crochets*

 

*spikes nynysuts*

 

*wanders round looking dazed and slumps over the pool table*

 

even virutally i'll leave that alone thanks! don't want to be a virtual crackhead

 

ah, girl after my own heart what are you making? i'm working on a top for someone

 

Well perhaps you'd like some of my finest heroin? *hands pi a freshly used syringe*

What's the point of an imagination if you can't be a little dangerous:tongue:

 

I always thought there was a touch of drug dealer in you. I think we should revoke the soon to be 'Dr' from you now.

 

Damn it's hot. I'm just going to hang out in here all day and get drunk. I'll start slow just give me a beer for now. Can you turn off the ceiling fan and crank up the AC. And I don't want any heroin but if you have any opium that would do nicely thanks.

Peace

 

I'm hopping between a rainbow hat and a little rabbit at the moment, depending on how fiddly I'm feeling.

 

I hope that wasnt with one of your needles
Needles such an odd word