Rats Arms (Forum Tavern)

look.... the greens coming off.... he's going all fluffy 'n'that.... HEY!!!! he's got some of the mice and rats in there with him.... well i knew he was capable of all sorts, but rodent murder???!!!! that is just NOT cricket :toetap05:

 

i feel dizzy

 

Ian lives!!!!! long live the Ian!!!!!!!!!!!!! dizzian, but alivian? no longer greenian but fluffian.... the fluffian ruffian

 

I bought myself just one beer last night, I kicked the bottle over...why?

 

Barrel of pepsi please barman!

 

Are you taunting me ??? I just found out I may have rotten bones !!!!

How did you get in here anyway ???

Peace

 

ooooh... it's really quiet in here... peaceful like... bit cold...

 

We can always burn the bar stools for heat, hey cool sig...

Peace

 

toothpaste?
pretty please.

 

wassa matter? roast puppies leave a nasty taste in your mouth... here... this ones antibacterial too...

come on then silverhippy... lets build a pile from these stools..... i am freezing...

the sig?... yes, thanks... i will try to find the name of the artist... i took pics of his work, with his permission, when i was in czech republic, but i really want to put his name on them but i cant find his name. i wrote it down somewhere... amazing painter and sculpter... and i've always admired most of what Joseph Campbell said....

anyway... enuf chitchat.... lets get to work...

 

K but if we're gonna make a bonfire in here we should turn it into some sort of pagan ritual, complete with debauchery and stuff..

Hmm ya don't know the name of the artist but you took pics of his work, with his permission, that just means you knocked him out and lifted em doesn't it ?? Yeah way to go :cheers2:

Peace

 

Pomegranate juice for me and a rose wine for the lady

 

K two mugs of Bleach coming up (B)=D (B)=D

Peace

 

you are too kind ... not sure i can do debauchery today... had my fill yesterday... think i'll just sit here with these burning stools and popping ants and a nice cool cuppa bleach... hey lithium... shouldn't you be at a scrabble tournament? or you havin that bleach to steady yourself?

 

Just the one.. I'm not nervous

 

no, i need the toothpaste for the stuffing.
the puppy stuffing.

puppies taste best with that minty freshness. :cheers2:

 

rather like lamb, i should imagine.... Mmmmm.... could be a convert here...

 

Coming to a store near you, Mmm yum..



Peace

 

is that boil-ian-the-bag?

 

It's for stir fry, you can Ina with chop sticks right ???

Peace