Rats Arms (Forum Tavern)

ofcourse i disapprove... only i do the boy raping sprees round here now... and i have to warn you that i am a black-belt in pistachio nut flavour... so let that be a warning to you..... little boy!!!....

psst.... you knobs hanging out there lad.... ooops... there we are.... better?

 

*gasp* you disapprove because you're homophobic?

 

no.... just greedy and possessive

 

i don't mind sharing the boys really.... i just like to make myself unpopular... i'm used to being alone.... i'll help myself to a single malt and water i think.. that bleach has not been doing me any favours... mumble mumble... teeth are nice and white tho... see... always something good in all the not so good... i think i'll have another..... :cheers2:

anyone know where silverhippy keeps a broom?

 

Last saw it behind the washing machine

 

there's a washing machine too?.... i feel like a little cleaning spree coming on... doesn't happen often... actually these cloths need throwing away... well.... bleach has all gone... but no worries, i have my trusty bottle of Thyme to hand... and isn't that Fairy?.... perfik....

 

If you clean the place I'm leaving!

 

what if i just make it smell a bit better? will you stay then?

 

Wiiiine

 

is that a request or a description?

 

Request. Bottle please

Ugh

 

red? white? rose? don't give a shit, just any wine? you sound..... kinda Ugh ... you ok? or you just need alcohol? like... now!!! here... have one of each... take your pick...

 

beer,strippers,prostitutes,this could get out of hand....seems like this establishment could do with some protection......yours,community officer H.Goering.

 

Are you going to beat us and smash bricks through our windows if we don't pay you £40 a week?

 

And ta...yeah I was in need. I'm not an alcy though! Rosé is my wine of choice...nice bit of rosé. I feel better now. Oh yes:cheers2:

 

And I like a nice bit of Sancerre. But we're poor. We can just stretch to Echo Falls sparkling rosé when it's on special offer. I'm glad everything here is more or less free

 

I'll have a whisky if there's whisky in the jar

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7oKLq1JD3vU

 

good :cheers2:

 

Freshly squeezed mouse juice please