Rats Arms (Forum Tavern)

While you're there get me that bleach, and one for the lady. Are you the new landlord? I thought you inherited this place from J0hn when he died..

 

JOhn died ???? He had his mail sent to my house and I've been paying his damn bills !!!!! What lady ? Toolmaggot ??? I'm scared a her..

Peace

 

A bottle of your finest methylated spirit please.





I'm scared of toolmaggot too

 

hey.... toolmaggott been in yet? i can see you are all still standing so i'll assume not...

i'll have another bleach please..... seemed to do the trick last time.... so.... is j0hn REALLY dead then???....

where's my bleach?

does this place need a barkeeper then or can we just help ourselves? i like helping myself....

"Lillallyloukins, i'll have another one of those fine bleaches please"....

"a LARGE one?"

"but ofcourse!!! i can feel a FILTHY mouth coming on so make it FUCKING SNAPPY BITCH!!!"

"but ofcourse madam....there you go... anything else?"

"errrr.... yes.... get yourself one too... it's on the house... you look like you need it FUCKFACE"

"ofcourse madam.... and thank-you"...........


"Hey Joshua Tree... you should try this bleach.... not that you need it... it's just rather nice"

 

Nooooo you can't help yourself, you have to pay me for that bleach, fucking JOhn left me in debt while he's pushing up daisys in some damn field some place I'm trying to figure out how I'm gonna pay for this dump. That Bleach is gonna cost ya to, it's imported. (Clorox, vintage 1972) Please don't encourage Toolmaggot to come in here, i don't want her bustin up the place or me either..

Peace

 

i'll make you an offer then silverhippy.... i promise not to encourage Toolmaggot to come over here, IF i get the vintage bleach for free.... but, just remember this.... if the juice stops flowin' my way, you will suffer terribly at the mercy of..... Toolmaggot... and don't think i won't either.... i'm an evil bitch if i don't get what i want!!!

yeah.... PEACE man.... enjoy it while it lasts :cheers2:

 

I,ll have a pint of Guinness and a Jamesons chaser,bartender,please.

 

K, sounds like a deal, you get the key to the Bleach cabinet and i get peace of mind that I don't have to deal with a crazed Toolmaggot running around destroying everything and everyone in site, however I don't understand why you wanna drink Bleach when it's quite clear you get a better buzz from Kerosene..

Oh didn't see you sneak in here Kite, what ?? You want something normal to drink ?? WTF..

Peace

 

Aha!!!! we were just talking of peace, weren't we silverhippy? (gives silverhippy a dark look) and look who's here.... peace personified himself.... how ya doin' Mr Kite?

 

Kerosene??? i don't touch the stuff!!!.... credit me with atleast a little class! The keys??? And if you say a word to Mr Kite... well... you know what will happen!

 

I just gave you what you wanted above, what more can I do ??

Peace

 

K *hands the keys over* and my lips are sealed, I promise, just keep her outta here..

Peace

 

a little less lip and here... take one of these... :chillpill: and stop talking over me silverhippy

 

I'm going home, anybody seen my Monkey ??

Peace

 

lillallyloukins thinks to herself.... ooops.... hope that doesn't mean he is the organgrinder :blush5:.... well i seem to have got away with it... for now anyway....

bye silverhippy

 

arty:

 

thanks lill, but I'll stick to the meths, you know you should never mix your drinks

oh, and Cliff likes your magherita!

 

Parklife!

 

i think i love you :tongue:

 

hot chocolate!
made with the finest heat of all of spain.

..oh yeah, and we added some chocolate too.