Rats Arms (Forum Tavern)

*orders a coffee and gets sneered at by the 3 builders in the corner on a 24 hour bender*

 

Woo, school....

 

I just woke up. Can you tell me what day it is ? Is Bush still in town ? I need a beer.

Peace

 

I have killed the cat by making it curious. Don't be surprised I have just employed Alice.

 

Alice ? Alice B tokles ? I think I knew her.

P.S. I'm glad the cat is dead.

Peace

 

She daydreams alot. Broke a few glasses, kept a few customers waiting for beer.But I still kinda like her though.

 

Sounds like the Alice I knew. Hey do you work here ? I would like a beer please. It's much better in here without that cat.

Peace

 

Since she works here, there has been a new cat arrival. He can talk and often dissappears mysteriously. Sometimes only his cat smile can be seen, like a crescent moon or something. This pub is doomed always to have a cat.

Now serving Sirup beer.

 

Sounds like you may be infected by a Cheesier. But I thought they liked to hang out in trees. Is there a tree in here. I can't see well yet. Or it may be the familial of a witch. Either way keep an eye on em. I don't like sirup beer. Can I just have a shot ?

Peace

 

ooh, raw cauliflower. I was such a strange child.

 

Eep, discussing war on a forum where politics and religion are verboten!

 

Ey oop, it got closed...

 

Water here pleasey

 

I'm not from the UK, but I do live in New ENGLAND....does that count? Think I'll make myself a cranberry and Absolut....screw AA I can drink on the internet!

 

you don't have to be in the UK to drink here


hmm ... shot of tequila, with necessary salt and lime wedge

haven't had one of those in years

 

Just got home from a great Pranic healing meditation session for Gemini during the full moon....I could use an ice cold beer right about now....Killian's Irish Red if you got it? I'll help myself if you don't mind ;-)

 

Drinking at school again....

 

Milkshake please

 

Nooooooooooooooooo...not the song in my head! whyyyyyyyy

 

Noodles anyone? I've used that vegan stock stuff...