Rats Arms (Forum Tavern)

Ok but he smells bad. And is mean also. I know he has been in my pocket for a week. He keeps bitin me. Oh well have fun with him. His name is Egnats.

 

Keep him away from j0hn.


Speaking of which, where is the pubs founder?

 

I think he popped in t'other day, though I'm not sure. Are we squatting, or is he paying the rent?

 

I'd say we all own shares in the tavern.

 

JOhn will eat him right ? Thats for the best. That damn mouse will bite.

Peace

 

Woop, hope that means we get free drinks! Or at least bowls of roast potatoes like the pub we used to go to had.

 

Add out somewhere in that first sentence.

Three cheers for j0hn finding this place and it endless supply of booze though.

Hip Hip Hooray!

 

Hip Hip Hooray!

In which case I shall have a vodka-gin-whisky-rum-absinthe cocktail. C'mooon, I've been sober all week!

 

I think I must have a very sick sense of humour, why else would I be giggling at cyanide and happiness?

 

Because you are cool. C&H is fucking awesome.

 

I need a good drink, even though I am at work it is needed!

 

I hear Bush is in town. He might want to come in here. I hear he smells like pee. I don't like pee. It's best not to let him in. Can I have a shot of Rumpulmints.

Peace

 

Yeah lol, he's turned up to advise Gordon Brown on policy. Talk about the blind leading the blind.

 

Fuck I need a drink. Two 1 1/2 hour exams in one day, then journey back home.
To cap it all off there was a party goin on downstairs in the hotel last night, bangra all nigh long..and I couldn't join in cause I had exams today

 

I hated days when there were two 3hr exams in a day, I remember my A-Levels I had two days where there was Law in the morning and Psychology in the afternoon, both with millions of essay questions, my hand hurt for a week.

I would love a vodka cranberry please, or maybe I should go for malibu and cranberry I feel a little coconutty.

 

Back to school tomorrow, I'll be pansy and have a bacardi breezer.

 

skooma please...

 

Just coffee for me.. gotta try and get this damn adrenal fatigue kicked. yes, I know caffeine's not the way, but I just need to hold out till tomorrow heh.

 

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Ah yes Cyanide & Happiness.. seen Unfunny Comic week?