Random Thoughts Gathering

Bleh, you're all too far away and I'm certainly not traveling anywhere just to go to a RT gathering

 

Just?

 

I love how I'm trying to talk you into going even though I have no intention of going myself unless it's, like, in my backyard. And then it would mostly be just to ask what the hell all you dirty hippies are doing on my lawn.

 

i've met several people for HF... sometimes they are NOT who they claim to be at all.. then sometimes they post a message to you and then they are standing right next to you a minute later, but no one says to you or them that either of you is who you are and so you never met and it could have totally changed things.. oh well.

 

ok, i have to confess this now... i'm actually fully clothed.

 

Ooh, tell us a story about someone who's not who they claim to be! You don't have to name names.

Man, what if toolmaggot turned out not to be a filthy whore in real life? That would totally blow my mind.

EDIT: And Ms. Underwear, I have to say that I have - several times - suspected that you may not in fact be in your underwear. Sometimes I think you might not even be located in my bed.

 

ive met alot of ppl online, and ive had some wierd surprises... and new best friends!

 

People are living out a character fantasy on the internet, get the fuck out?

 

oh the knuckleheads that talked me into moving to chico... one's just a big asshole and the other a serious drug addict.. i'm just too trusting of people.

 

im me. in real life and on here. except in person im more animated.

 

exactly! me too.. sometimes people are morons and act like someone else and then want to meet.. well duh! i'm going to figure out you're not who you claim to be.
and i have made a few really good friends because i met them first online..

 

I'm way sexier in person.

 

and a side note... i have nothing to hide.. y'all know far too much about me.

i'm the same "weird" person online and offline.. maybe just a bit more quiet, than one would expect, at first in person though.

 

oh, i'm totally in your bed. you can't see me because i'm surprisingly small.

also, imagine your surprise when you realize i'm not actually a ms....

 

I'm moody and grumpy and a bit bitchy in real life.

 

Awww

 

Oh, I hate those kinds of surprises.

Reminds me of this time I went up to this girl and she was like "Hi, my name is Sheena." I thought she'd be good to go with a little funky cold medina, right? I took her to my crib and everything went well as planned - but when she got undressed, it was a big old mess: Sheena was a man.

 

Same. I'm very arkward. I also have a sqeaky laugh. It must annoy people so much.

 

you have to be.. otherwise you might explode because pretty girls don't fart or burp.

 

People who are insecure about their laugh are almost always wrong. I've heard maybe one or two laughs that actually were annoying, but 99% of the time laughing sounds nice. I'm sure you're fine.