Random Thoughts Comedy Award

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by bjorky, Aug 20, 2004.

  1. jesuswasamonkey

    jesuswasamonkey Slightly Tipsy

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    Too late, biatch. As soon as that stupid Uzi jammed up on you I popped a dart in your ass. This is all a dream now, in the real world your points have been stolen and you are sleeping soundly in the trunk of my car.
     
  2. TenCentArcade

    TenCentArcade Banned

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    You wish.

    Little do you know, I have a +17 reflex modifier to your pussy dart gun, and I just rolled an 18. I dodged that bitch and put a bullet right through your fucking skull.

    The moral: Never get in a fake battle with a D&D geek.
     
  3. jesuswasamonkey

    jesuswasamonkey Slightly Tipsy

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    Dude, that is a +10 Dart Gun of Infinite Accuracy, and it's loaded with +10 Darts of the Eternal Slumber! Your +17 reflex modifier can't save you now biatch!
     
  4. jesuswasamonkey

    jesuswasamonkey Slightly Tipsy

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    Besides, I'm a level 23 Redneck!
     
  5. TenCentArcade

    TenCentArcade Banned

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    No, but your roll of 5 can save me. You nicked me, I'll give you that, but only enough to take away a couple points of constitution. And since I'm carrying that +5 constitution potion I found in the Dwarf Dungeon...

    Edit: Don't be pissy about it. You'll have your HP back tomorrow, and if the DM is feeling generous, you might get a couple experience points.
     
  6. jesuswasamonkey

    jesuswasamonkey Slightly Tipsy

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    I go into my level 23 Drunken Rage, shrugging off your little 9mm bullets, and I beat the hell outta you with my +5 post-hole digger.

    "That'll teach you to mess with a level 23 Redneck ya little bitch!" Is the last thing you hear before I rip a 6" hole in your chest with my +5 post-hole digger.
     
  7. TenCentArcade

    TenCentArcade Banned

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    People with bullets through their skulls cannot go on drunken rages. You're out until the rest of the troupe decides to rest.
     
  8. jesuswasamonkey

    jesuswasamonkey Slightly Tipsy

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    Drat.

    Well as soon as the troupe decides to rest, it's level 23 Drunken Rage and +5 Post-hole Digger time!
     
  9. TenCentArcade

    TenCentArcade Banned

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    Need I remind you that I've beaten you once, and can beat you again?

    Need you forget that I will have a new Hadoken tomorrow?

    Edit: And while you were down, I stole back the FP (Funny Points) you stole from Bird, thus making he and I co-funniest members.
     
  10. Nisha

    Nisha Forlorn.

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    i love bird *kisses his face and licks him* *runs away*
     
  11. Lucifer Sam

    Lucifer Sam Vegetable Man

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    I need to add one to my list:

    mystical_shroom

    Sorry I forgot you. ;)
     
  12. mystical_shroom

    mystical_shroom acerbic

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    wow me really :)
    tis me so happy i could shit :D
    thanks sam
    and trish...
     
  13. Lucifer Sam

    Lucifer Sam Vegetable Man

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    Heh, sure, you deserve it. I love your posts... and your sig, avatar, and location. "TREE HOUSE" Nice... :)
     
  14. mystical_shroom

    mystical_shroom acerbic

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    thanks so much :)
    you made me day...
     

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