Random/stupid facts about yourself thread...

Man, the same thing happens to me

 

there is a colony of million & millions of frogs in my complex. they lay eggs in the pool every year, when the pool gate is locked. they hatch about the time the pool is opened, and everyone in the complex has to scoop buckets of tadpoles and carry them to the lake to set them free. but somehow there is always a million frogs around every spring. you can hear them all croaking even when the windows are closed, always when im trying to sleep. im also terrified of stepping on one. i have before, i almost cried & it was disgusting

 

awww man that reminds me of something icky that would happen sometimes.... when I lived in Beaufort SC ...we had tons of those little tree frogs ... and for some reason they loved climbing onto my glass sliding doors..... well, often someone would open the door unaware and squash the poor little things ... ... and I would have to be the one to clean off the icky mess.... so sad....

 

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I get dizzy sometimes from staring at the computer too long without blinking or breathing.

 

I suck

 

You are a germ

 

I think about killing people all the time.

 

-I can only talk on the phone with the phone in my left hand. For some reason it just feels awkward in the right.
-I've never tried fish (except for tuna, which I love) and will never try it.
-I paint my toenails a different color every week.
-I really want to be a vegetarian but I just can't give up hamburgers and hotdogs...
-I love big bodies of water but can't swim. Yes, I never learned how to swim.
-I change my hair cut/color at least once a month.

 

I named my double bass Ophelia. Because I am a Shakespeare nerd.

 

-My guitar's name is Thursday. Because Thursday is an overlooked day in the week. And my acoustic's name is Claude because it just looks like a Claude.

-I also have my closet arranged in a very specific order and I get very distraught if it is messed with.

-I hate anyone but me doing my laundry because I hate wearing white socks and my parents always lose my colored and character socks.

 

I have an OBSESSIVE crush on Rick Danko of The Band, Even though he got fat/bloated, would be about 60 now and is Dead... Whenever I hear Rick's voice, I see a picture of him or see him in a recording of a live concert (like the Last Waltz) my heart does backflips

Last year I watched either Titanic or The Last Waltz EVERY day.

I'm forever wishing i could have grown up in the 60s and 70s...

I have a BIG problem with Authority (I dont like people who have authority over me and abuse it... Like teachers)

 

I've been a vegetarian for almost 4 years now

 

i have a piece of silastic band sitting in my left eye socket under my eye. it weirds me out and i'd like to have it removed

i used to be a vegetarian but it ruined my endocrine system and i totally regret it.

 

fuck that sounds serious but i'll have to look that one up....
ok - i got the word Obstetrics - ok that was all to do with pregancy? -
ok it's not that i don't think.... you must have been in some kind of accident?
- you don't have to talk about it here,if you don't want to - shit hope its not affecting your life too much.
I spent a couple of years teaching piano to people with blindness - was a very enlightening experience

endocrine - ok - 'scuse me while i go to dictionary
ok so endocrine cells travel through the bloodstream to reach all parts of the body - now i gotta find why they do this... ok - i found out - but i won't go on with the explanations.I understand your situation a little better now - and have learnt something too.hope you are managing it as well as you can.love.'scuse me while i say something really stupid in the next post.pm me anytime if you feel like it,ok?

 

i once went playing tennis with a real sexy girl in the woods behind her house.i was wearing white jeans and really needed a shit - i went into the woods - it all went a bit wrong - didn't land where it should have.I ended up trying to make the jeans look fucked up by scrubbing them in the dirt - it went from bad to worse - they looked well - certainly not cool.i emerged out of the undergrowth.she found it funny at first when i explained,but then her 11 year old son turned up and said 'what have you done to your trousers' - there was nothing i could say - i noticed that girl suddenly thinking 'do these things really happen to me?' - it was no longer a smile.on the way home from the woods i was worried that a slight tang in the air might give my whole predicament away

 

I never eat breakfast.

 

I refuse to shower more than once a week.

 

I just saw the Da Vinci Code

 

how'd you like it?

 

I have an awfully nasty temper. Sometimes the best thing I can manage to do with it is just walk away. I do that plenty. I hope that action is appreciated when exercised.