Random/stupid facts about yourself thread...

I have never swallowed a lemon whole.

 

Not even one?! I find that unbelievable.

I guess I gotta give you something... I have a chocolate lab piggy bank.

 

i swallow whole garlic cloves.

 

i'm a bit crazy, but no more than 'normal'.

 

I'm very naked.

 

HA, I don't have diabetes.. but i might need surgery

 

I talk to myself.....outloud ....with gestures

 

I have neither a Slip n Slide nor a place to set one up.

 

I am currently holding in a fart so my fiance wont have to smell it.

 

I measured the hallway and it seems as though I do have room for a Slip N Slide. I am concerned about the hardness of the ceramic though.

 

can't stand the song that is playing on the radio

 

im going to kill myself.

 

currently picking my nose

 

I like pillows. Especially fuzzy ones. One day I want to have a room with a lowered floor about 6 feet below the door and I'll fill it with fuzzy pillows and swim around in them all day.

 

i need some coffee

 

I have one ball. Since you're dying to know it's the left one.

 

isn't going to stop posting today until i have 420 posts

 

I hit someone last night. I haven't been in a fight in 20 years (I'm 41) and went to a "grownup" bar last night to hear a friend play and a 20-something hit on my wife, and I don't know why but something snapped. I didn't hurt him too bad, but I did hurt him. Normally I can let shit roll off but, I don't know...

 

I fake it.

 

I'm frequently unconscious for hours at a time.