random statement thread

Some however, is too little.

 

has anyone ever really watched a bird run? what the fuck

 

The right place any information is always appreciated say within a PM.. headed 'what i like to get upto at band camp'.

 

It was never this colour when Albert had it

 

All of my neighbours are Portuguese

 

the new whitehouse chef has a nice food mill.....

 

Some information kills braincells.

 

Never read Orsino2 posts as you will lose the will too live.

 

I think that if someone is simply hurt by someone else shouting at them regardless of content that does indeed make them weak, I would love to get a room of people scared of the volume of peoples voices and get a 10,000 watt amplification system.....




it'd rock.....

 

Nice
try this one


jack and jill went up the hill to fetch a pale of water
I dont know what they did up there
but they came down with a daughter!

 

Chavs, yup. or neds. i dunno if they use that in england. but still.


I can imagine it all too clearly.



-"allow me to be frank"
-"can i still be garth?"

 

I don't think they are 'chavs' 'chavs' just dress bad.. 'twats' go around beating people up , and some even film it on there mobile phones 'Happy slapping'.

 

yeah, i get what your saying. But the twats that go around beating shit out of people etc. do tend to be chavy cunts.

 

what sick bastard invented jaffa cakes?

 

Ok you win...

 

Bantha Poo Doo yum.

 

ARCHANE WIZARDRY AND MYTHICAL MARMOTS EATING MARSH GRASS!!!!!!!


mmmmm marsh grass......

 

lol...'marsh'...it doesnt even sound like a word after you say it for a while

 

neither does ballerina (sp?)

 

if you made a pig suck on a donkeys balls, you could get the pig to run a ball sucking business.