Random of all Randomess Madlibs.....

Nutmeg!!!!

 

Oatmeal Raisin!

 

cinamon [canella]

 

Man for! Horse wears overcoat??

 

Eh AHem.....NUTMEG....Cough...Ahemmmm...

 

I watched as the purple penguins marched past the cookie dough and munched on some funyuns while singing in the rain with parachute packs that have been transformed into a box of Newports that I stole from a guy who I thought was mini-me but was infact a sea turtle on the verge of having a seizure due to overexposure to root beer.

 

Ah Ha Ha hA....... NICE...


NUTMEG>...Eh Ahmmmm Cough...

 

sweet, yeaaa...

 

no , horse wears overcoat for man ....beats self .....eats peanutbutter crackers .....

 

Twelve Holly Days

On the first day of Jerry Garcia's Birthday, Mr. Snavely gave to me
a axle in a pear tree.

On the second day of Jerry Garcia's Birthday, Mr. Snavely gave to me
two burly pasta sauces, and an axle in a pear tree.

On the third day of Jerry Garcia's Birthday, Mr. Snavely gave to me
three lanky sticks of dynomite, two burly pasta sauces, and a(n) axle in a pear tree.

On the fourth day of Jerry Garcia's Birthday, Mr. Snavely gave to me
four superb breasts, three lanky sticks of dynomite, two burly pasta sauces, and a(n) axle in a pear tree.

On the fifth day of Jerry Garcia's Birthday, Mr. Snavely gave to me
five shiny spores, four superb breasts, three lanky sticks of dynomite, two burly pasta sauces, and a(n) axle in a pear tree.

On the sixth day of Jerry Garcia's Birthday, Mr. Snavely gave to me
six cocktail weiners disolving, five shiny spores, four superb breasts, three lanky sticks of dynomite, two burly pasta sauces, and a(n) axle in a pear tree.

On the seventh day of Jerry Garcia's Birthday, Mr. Snavely gave to me
seven unicorns swimming, six cocktail weiners disolving, five shiny spores, four superb breasts, three lanky sticks of dynomite, two burly pasta sauces, and a(n) axle in a pear tree.

On the eighth day of Jerry Garcia's Birthday, Mr. Snavely gave to me
eight ogres plunging, seven unicorns swimming, six cocktail weiners disolving, five shiny spores, four superb breasts, three lanky sticks of dynomite, two burly pasta sauces, and a(n) axle in a pear tree.

On the ninth day of Jerry Garcia's Birthday, Mr. Snavely gave to me
nine sponges dancing, eight ogres plunging, seven unicorns swimming, six cocktail weiners disolving, five shiny spores, four superb breasts, three lanky sticks of dynomite, two burly pasta sauces, and a(n) axle in a pear tree.

On the tenth day of Jerry Garcia's Birthday, Mr. Snavely gave to me
ten hydras leaping, nine sponges dancing, eight ogres plunging, seven unicorns swimming, six cocktail weiners disolving, five shiny spores, four superb breasts, three lanky sticks of dynomite, two burly pasta sauces, and a(n) axle in a pear tree.

On the eleventh day of Jerry Garcia's Birthday, Mr. Snavely gave to me
eleven zucchinis polarizing, ten hydras leaping, nine sponges dancing, eight ogres plunging, seven unicorns swimming, six cocktail weiners disolving, five shiny spores, four superb breasts, three lanky sticks of dynomite, two burly pasta sauces, and a(n) axle in a pear tree.

On the twelfth day of Jerry Garcia's Birthday, Mr. Snavely gave to me
twelve mistresses stabbing, eleven zucchinis polarizing, ten hydras leaping, nine sponges dancing, eight ogres plunging, seven unicorns swimming, six cocktail weiners disolving, five shiny spores, four superb breasts, three lanky sticks of dynomite, two burly pasta sauces, and a(n) axle in a pear tree.

 

what about liberaches birthday .....

 

Different song
http://www.eduplace.com/tales/content/wwt_044.html

 

Our Class Project
This year our class is doing a special science project. We have a(n) fingerless sloth that we are taking care of. It is very ugly and it has magenta eyes. It lives in a(n) parka in the back of our classroom. We feed it cow intestines and Marijuana every day, but I think it really wants to eat my dank bud. Everyone likes our fingerless sloth.

One day, the fingerless sloth got out of its cage and started stalking all around the room. It made a loud coughing fit. I think it was trying to say, “aye carumba!”

 

whenever im itchy ....my finger is ready ......its truly a slothless finger .

 

The Hanukkah Party
Last week my whole family went to a Hanukkah party at my Uncle Skip's house in Las Vegas. The first thing we did when we got there was open presents. Uncle Skip always gives us hippified presents. This year he gave me a(n) bog and my little sister, My Name Is KC, a(n) parent.

“EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK, Uncle Skip,” I said, “How did you know I wanted a(n) bog?”

Then My Name Is KC, my cousins, and I played a dreidel game. My cousin PressedRat put an empty bowl in the center of the table, and gave us each our own pile of candy for the game. My Name Is KC went first, spun a shin, and had to put a piece of her candy in the bowl. I could tell she wanted to Mow, but she knew she had to behave. The bowl continued to fill with candy, with most of us spinning shin. Then I spun a gimel. I got the whole bowl of candy!

On the way home, I whispered to My Name Is KC that I would share my candy with her, but she had fallen fast asleep.