Random observations

amalgamating people, assuming groups are sameness is the first way people usually distance themselves from the thought of anothers individuality. even from their own, the world is a much scarier place if everyone is acting independantly, so it's much easier to believe they aren't

 

I swear I've heard that before.

 

it takes at least 3 attempts to get a decent flush out of my toilet

 

They outlawed smoking inside public places in NJ..... but the law doesn't apply to the casinos in Atlantic City....

Doesn't seem fair if you ask me.

 

My dad is watching something on tv, i don't know what, i'm not paying attention, but all the sudden i hear (observed!)
"She went to get her laundry, and she realized that all of her underwear was missing!"
"underwear?"
"underwear!"

 

Helicopters have begun to scan the area every single night.

 

Has anyone else noticed that these two could easily pass a Brother/Sister......or possibly even Twins?

 

Humans are bizarre

 

They probably are.

 

we were not affected by Hanna as it was proclaimed that we would be.

 

When i first read I'minmyunderwear's username i read it as "Limmmywear" because, I didnt read it all through, just the first half, and the last bit. Took me a while to realise it was Im in my underwear. Whenever I see it, I think Limmy.

 

My kneecaps collect soap scum.

 

i like that. have to keep it in mind if i ever make a new name here...

 

McCain's wife runs a group to help war-ravaged areas while he spouts off hawkish remarks about fighting more wars.

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my dick is bleeding.

again.

 

I wonder what you people look like

 

why?

 

scratched too hard at a herpes blister...it popped

 

There's only a half-moon tonight

 

not till tomorrow technically....