Spoiler: I don't want to tell you... You won't believe what I did in 2004... with the recent HS graduate daughter of someone from NASA who I then hinted could go to college in Hawaii if she could get away with it... I'm such an asshole because not only did she have a boyfriend, but I didn't ask permission to do what I did. She also didn't say not to, or to stop...
Spoiler: You HAVE to ask If you or someone you care about has been arrested for forcible penetration with a foreign object pursuant to Penal Code Section 289, you should speak to an experienced sex crimes attorney at Wallin & Klarich as soon as possible.
