Random Facts XXXIV

Do you see a gauntlet on the floor?

 

I didn't understand this either. It's sack cloth and ashes for me this evening. I need to re-evaluate my entire self-image...

 

it just seems out of character, i guess.

 

Yes, I suppose you've never seen me in the throes of a precipitous identity crisis. I don't usually do it right here in the rf thread for everyone to witness.

 

So ummm could somebody explain the travesti joke to me? I jes gots ta know.

 

He was going to a CLub.. travesti = transvestite..

 

Thank you for alleviating a small portion of my ignorance, Orison. I think I might have the courage to carry on from here...

 

my ass is getting fat... 30W swimwear is to tight.. ouch my nuts..

 

Don't worry I'm to damn witty for my own good.

 

I have received feedback to the effect that my attempted comedy routine above could be construed as anger toward someone. Therefore I want to set the record straight:

(1) My digs at Imaginary were actually the result of suppressed homosexual urges.

(2) My subsequent identity crisis was a result of recent planetary alignments.

Moe420 has offered to publicly whip me, and I'm trying to talk her into wearing hip boots and spurs when she does that. More announcements to follow.

 

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You prefer to surprise everybody then.

 

:iamwithstupid:

 

Jack My Swag :afro:

 

I was 28-30 waist once


like maybe grade 7 or 8 :biker:

 

my waist is a 28.. My hips on the other hand are a 32... this is where tape measure comes in..



I didnt do that, someone was just buying them for me, and I said 30 to be between .. now we know..

if it was a female swimwear, it would fit. But these are for Males..

 

I had a 28-inch waist until my late 20s. I think I went to 32-inch pants sometime in my 40s...still holding, but beer may be my undoing.

 

I still wear a 28-30 waiste size, but I'm a stringbean anyway....;-D

 

and what is so bad about mall whores?

 

Its 4:20 and i just took a hit. Its also hot as a motherfucker outside.