Random Facts XXXIV

Boy! alot goes on here while I'm not here...And I'm not going back to read it all...

I had overnight guests last night, their mommy came and got them around noon, then I had lunch and went for a bicycle ride...

 

so now that the fourth of july is over....who is like super stoked about bastille day? (only 9 more days )

 

I found a telescope I'd forgotten I had,today.

Naturally,coz I'm a grown-up,I promptly went onto the beach and stared at sailing barques through it.

[I didn't say "Avast behind" or "Ahoy,me hearties" once...honest]

 

The repeat thread sequences have begun..

[ame]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z0HM0RtRv-E&feature=autoplay&list=PLF86FAD51B752B057&index=65&playnext=22&shuffle=385417


Fuck people cant you navigate this forum without making a dozen threads with the same story????

Makes you Look like a bunch of retards that just found the internet..

 

Guillotine!!!

Aye, thar be landlubbers asea...

It helps people like me who don't get around much. :2thumbsup:

 

just bought tickets for Mad Professor on Saturday :2thumbsup:

 

its nice out but holy crap its hot when you start working

im soaked

 

I drive the shit out of customers cars...sometimes with them in it lol...just to see their faces

if they complain I just say it needs to be driven hard to find the problem ..or offer to drop them off on the spot

 

I officially suck at any kind of Human relationship.

 

that is utterly perverted

Suggestion: Try kissing instead. Sucking seems a bit vampirish, a big turnoff in many social circles. :2thumbsup:


rf: An aunt of one of my facebook friends started ranting at me, calling me a rapist or at least a pervert, and threatened to have me thrown in jail. After two personal message exchanges, I now have her speaking to me in civil tones, however I find myself embroiled in the family politics. It's like wading in doggie doo doo...

 

I was invited to a 70's Karaoke night at our village pub.
The sods dragged me on stage to sing a 70's song in front of all my neighbours.
At first I was afraid,I was petrified........

 

and..

 

Are we supposed to figure out the punchline?

 

Haha... I laughed.

I hate it when I ask someone a question, they constantly avoid answering.

 

But now you hold your head up high?

Thanks for putting that song in my head..

RF: My brother is insane, but he doesn't think he is. Everyone else in the world is the problem for him.

 

you will survive :biker:

 

Uh HUH. Reminds me of someone else in the immediate thread vicinity...

 

You should be dancing.

 

Who is that?

I also hate people who only give very vague replies.

 

Zen,you REALLY should ask for escorted town visits mate.
Getting out of that padded cell,breathing air that doesn't smell of disinfectant,no shit on the walls-you'll LOVE it!