Random Facts XXXIV

I changed my mind about asking a serious question and made a joke instead.

BBAD's advice would be a bit sketchy for me...but you CAN spin the facts to your advantage. I filled in some of my unemployment time on my resume by listing myself as web designer and webmaster. It's the truth - I designed a website for a friend, and she paid me $100/yr to maintain it. You could list volunteer activities as well. What did you do during that time that you could spin to sound productive? Maybe not online sales necessarily - unless you're gutsy enough, which I'm not. Online research, perhaps...

 

I mowed about half the yard, now I'm going to use the lawn sweeper...yuck!!!!

 

I will probably mow a friends yard today..but I think Ill call in a helper..I dont feel 100%

 

I need to mow my lawn for the first time this year - the landlady's brother is coming out from Arizona in August and wants to survey the state of the property.

 

well, my father like man really told me off for it
Oh well, screw him.

 

I mowed that persons lawn by myself then went for a swim to cool off and feel great again

 

I just had feesh n chips for din din, now I am so stuffed I can't drink a beer yet and its 90f right now.....:-D
I am also starting to get a weird complex.....;-/

 

Y E S ! ! !

I think this is a positive step.

 

unless we're talking incest, in which case it's a positively awful step.

 

He's a father-LIKE man, so it would be incest-LIKE.

 

Well, firstly.... That's just wrong!! And secondly, I'm not really his type, nor him, mine.

 

What's wrong? The incest-like option? You mean you never?

So okay, what is this relationship REALLY about, anyhoo? You reluctantly see him on occasion and he gives you hell for stuff you do? Is there more to this than what I'm seeing?

 

more random facts and less use of the word "incest" please and thanks

 

It was Imaginary's fault - he made me do it.

rf: I would allow Tipsy to flog me for that. But only if she wore hip boots.

 

I'm cold

 

Bundle up!

This looks warm and snugly:

:2thumbsup:

 

^ Now that is weird!....;-D

 

RF: I parked my truck at a shopping center today on the way home from work.

I was was just getting out when I heard a loud crash right next to me (on the other side of my truck) and a loud POP!!

It was some lady that ran into a light pole beside me and her tire popped from hitting the pole.

I went around and saw radiator fluid shooting from under her car also. She backed up a few feet and her front driver side tire went 'flop, flop'. Then she gunned it forward and ripped some stuff off of the whole left side of her car.

I was just about to go over and offer help but some people that worked there were already running over. Turned out she was an employee just getting off from work there.

I'm glad it was the pole that got it and not me because the pole was only 10 feet from me.

 

Today the work crew and i was pouring concrete for the foundation and the fucking truck driver didn't bring enough water in the mixer and it was setting fast! We had to shovel out the last of it from the bucket. SHoveling concrete in summer heat with no shade will kick your ass if your not prepared. All three of us wanted to execute the driver! Concrete is splashing all over us drying out our skin like fucking toast in a toaster! Glad today is over, friday we get to pour the walls, yeeeeeeee haaaaaa.

 

ya see... weird is awesome :sunny:
rf: i can smell the chlorine in the drinking water here... it's horrible... i decided to get a good supply of drinking water from elsewhere...