Random Facts XXXIV

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  1. TipsyGypsy

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    My best ever date lasted for three days.
     
    TipsyGypsy, Jul 21, 2011
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  3. lovelyxmalia

    lovelyxmalia Banana Hammock Lifetime Supporter

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    don't tempt me to haul your british ass over here! ;)
     
    lovelyxmalia, Jul 21, 2011
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  5. SpacemanSpiff

    SpacemanSpiff Visitor

    shit got postponed damnit
     
    SpacemanSpiff, Jul 21, 2011
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  7. The Imaginary Being

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    meeting your female bank manager is not a date :mickey:
     
    The Imaginary Being, Jul 21, 2011
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  9. The Imaginary Being

    The Imaginary Being PAIN IN ASS Lifetime Supporter

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    how does that work? i'd be like, "dang bitch, i wanna go home for a shower or something" :frown:

    god bless america :patriot:
     
    The Imaginary Being, Jul 21, 2011
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  11. zengizmo

    zengizmo Ignorant Slut HipForums Supporter

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    I met my first wife at a Bible study.

    I met two girlfriends at Christmas parties.

    I met one girlfriend when she and her friend stopped in her friend's car and offered a ride to my friend and me when we were walking down the main street in my home town.

    I met my second wife online. And that continues to be the primary way I meet women.
     
    zengizmo, Jul 21, 2011
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  13. The Imaginary Being

    The Imaginary Being PAIN IN ASS Lifetime Supporter

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    i couldn't get romantically involved with someone from the internet

    i know i am a pretty normal person - my brother meets women online and so far every last one of them has been emotionally unstable.
     
    The Imaginary Being, Jul 21, 2011
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  15. rollingalong

    rollingalong Banned

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    i meet all my girl friends at crack houses

    cause i likes'em skinny
     
    rollingalong, Jul 21, 2011
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  17. The Imaginary Being

    The Imaginary Being PAIN IN ASS Lifetime Supporter

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    least with druggie chicks your always guaranteed a blow.
     
    The Imaginary Being, Jul 21, 2011
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  19. zengizmo

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    How do you find the crack houses - are they in the Yellow Pages?
     
    zengizmo, Jul 21, 2011
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  21. zengizmo

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    I'm emotionally unstable too, so it's perfect. :)
     
    zengizmo, Jul 21, 2011
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  23. The Imaginary Being

    The Imaginary Being PAIN IN ASS Lifetime Supporter

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    i wasn't gunna say anything :rolleyes:

    in all fairness, it does work for some people - not everyone is insane.
     
    The Imaginary Being, Jul 21, 2011
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  25. zengizmo

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    In my case, I really don't have much choice in the matter. It's just the way things are - for now, at least. And it ain't perfect, but it's a helluva lot better than nothing at all. ;)
     
    zengizmo, Jul 21, 2011
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  27. lovelyxmalia

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    Being emotionally unstable is probably hell of a lot better than being emotionless...like me
     
    lovelyxmalia, Jul 21, 2011
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  29. PEACEFUL LIBRA

    PEACEFUL LIBRA DAMN RIGHT I'M A WEIRDO

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    Supposed to go to 110 today
     
    PEACEFUL LIBRA, Jul 21, 2011
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  31. zengizmo

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    Interestingly, my spirit guide Deanna gave me a day not so long ago where she suppressed all my emotions. It was very peaceful - and boring as hell. I think it was her way of giving me a bit of shit for telling her I was tired of being in emotional upheaval all the damn time.
     
    zengizmo, Jul 21, 2011
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  33. zengizmo

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    Oh shit and fuck me with a stick - I used the "D" word again. How embarrassing...
     
    zengizmo, Jul 21, 2011
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  35. countrygirl

    countrygirl Senior Member

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    Its 100f here right now...

    I just finished mowing the yard and I feel like I'm melting...:(
     
    countrygirl, Jul 21, 2011
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  37. The Imaginary Being

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    this is my problem. i cannot commit to any particular person

    i like my own company better than anybody else's. in all honesty however, i cannot wait for the day a girl does knock me off my feet

    ... in either context. i deserve both.
     
    The Imaginary Being, Jul 21, 2011
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  39. TipsyGypsy

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    Urgh relationships.
     
    TipsyGypsy, Jul 21, 2011
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