Random Facts...XXXIII

that sounds about right

another thing that bugs me is standing at the car parts place and they make me wait (a customer with CASH in my pocket) while they answer the phone to answer some dumbass idiots question about how much whatever part they needs costs.

 

I tend to ignore mine when in company.
Human contact's worth more than disembodied voices-I hear enough voices......

Little-known RF/ Einstein once came joint first in a beatbox/rapping contest.

Yup...E = MC Squared!



[I'll just get my hat....]

 

I would probably do that too, except for some family responsibilities.

Damn, cuz I'd offer you some of mine if you didn't have enough...

:frown:

 

Wotcha mean,:frown:...surely you mean :sifone: m'dear chap??


After all,I told that joke at an old folks home last night and it got a wonderful reception!

The old biddies all pissed themselves!





[aaay thenk-yo!]

 

An old friend of mine used to get her phone out mid conversation and just call her girlfriend. Without saying anything to me. Just left me standing there on my own!

I need to stop myself letting people have fourth and fifth chances with me. You upset me or let me down, and that should be the end of it!

 

So you gauge the success of your jokes by the volume of excretory output at the old folks home? That's very scientific!

Okay tell ya what, I'll take back the :frown: and give you a :clown:.

 

Either that or you could put this on your front doorstep:





But don't feel too bad, I have years' worth of footprints all over me - damn cleaners can't seem to get em out...

 

Random fact...I don't like snakes, and I've seen three in the past two days...

Yard all mowed... And the laundry is put away...

 

We had a couple of snake sightings in the basement and one on the kitchen counter during the past few weeks.

If you're in our neck of the woods, you're welcome to stay with us for a while!

 

Happy Birthday....arty: And I hope you had a wonderful day...:sunny:

 

Thank you countrygirl! Yes, I've had some very nice emotional indulgences from lots of people, and especially the ones most important to me. Even my spirit guide Deanna has acted loving toward me today...after a bit of a rough beginning...

 

I want one!

Happy Birthday, Mister.

 

OH! How remiss of moi! Ole gizzy's celebrating his [mumbley-mumble]'th birfday!


Cor,times have changed since yew wozza boy,eh gizzy?

Not a Triceratops t'be seen,these days.

And as for that new-fangled invention when you were but a toddler...what wozzit called...s'onda tippa my tongue...oh yes-FLINT!

Made alla difference when you wanted to peel a mammoth,eh?

Happy Birthday,mate-and many more to come.
arty: :cheers2: :groupwave:

 

Thank you, Ms. It has been fun...I might consider having more of them...

 

ima spend time with my friend..

 

I'm tellin ya, puggy, the mammoth hunting just hasn't been the same since the ice age ended... *sigh*

Kids these days and their texting...when I was a boy, if you wanted to say something to a friend, you just yelled across the cave!

And who needed Google! If you wanted to get some info, you just yelled, "Hey! Anybody know if this stuff is edible?"

Anyway your birthday cheer is much appreciated, mate. :sunny:

 

Happy B-day, zen!! arty:

RF: I bought hotdog buns on the way home today, but forgot to buy the hotdogs.

Soo... it's gonna have to be frozen fish sticks tonight cuz I don't feel like going back to the store.

:hippy:

 

RF/ I am WELL fed up!
I bought a Batman mask and cape with matching thong,leaped into the bedroom,struck a dramatic pose and shouted "SUPERDICK!"

SHE looked up from her book and said "I'll have the soup".

Rotten bitch!

 

my aunt called from Vegas she has won 2,000 and my grampa has won 5,000

 

I just ate a whole pound of bean sprouts :drool5: