Random Facts...XXXIII

Sure thing Puggy...

What it means GLEN is that Puggy has just received an 'anal grooming & nut blasting' system (AGNB).

What is does is trim your butt hairs and shine your balls.

Why he's preparing his frying pan is because he's now planning on having company for breakfast now that his butt is hair free and his balls are shined like a locker room floor.

 

Now I'm Sorry I Asked....



Cheers Glen.

 

Y'know,you are SO ON MY SHIT-LIST,pal!!

That's the last time I hold your piles up while you tea-bag a tramp!

 

Care to join me for breakfast GLENY?

 

tigerbalm the piles Pudgy...tigerbalm

 

The "shit-list" part worries me.

And you promised you wouldn't tell anyone about Earl Grey...

 

I'm upset,BBAD. RUINED my best hanky-the monogrammed one,too.

That unworthy fellow Lunaverse is a cad and a bounder-I have a mind to administer a sound telling off!

Dash it all-a chap makes a quip,a jolly little play on words-and what happens?

I have the colonies parading rebellious elements and a paltry attempt at humour!

Damnit,in MY day the fellow would've been horse-whipped to orgasm!

 

Tis Obvious From The Above Post, The UK Mental Health System Is In Tatters...



Cheers Glen.

 

Snot the first time I've bitten through a straight-jacket!

[although last time I didn't use my own teeth]

 

You guys bust my sides.

Butt I'm still not buying into the AGNB...

 

random fact

I love the smell of cedar...both fresh and burning it smells good

 

OH deary me. Ok-for the 'lesser gifted' among us.

AGNB is an anagram of BANG,d'you see.

Which makes it BANG out of ord.....tell yer wot,lets pretend I never posted that.

Right-try this.

I've finally got my computer linked to a wireless printer.
The printer is in Lunaverse's office at his work-it's currently printing out 100 pages of gay BDSM porn!!

MWahahahaha!

 

Isn't it Glenglens turn to provide breakfast n tea for all this am?.....;-D

 

How Would Scrambled Eggs, Freshly Ground Coffee, And Vegemite On

Toast Go Down.?..

But You Better Hurry, Cause GLEN Is Going To Bed Shortly...



Cheers Glen.

 

Sounds wonderful, oh, I'll "Tuck" you in......

 

I'm cold right now It’s going to rain for the next three days. Saturday is going to be in the 70's mostly sunny, will be a nice day to take the boat out. Going over to my sister's house this morning to give my other sister a hand with the girls

 

Be sure to send some to my printer at home too. I don't want everyone at work having all the fun.

 

Which reminds me, today some man I've never met before is going to be working in my mouth...

 

Cloudy and it looks like rain, we got almost and inch of rain yesterday..

 

I See Two Options Here.......

(1)...lunarverse Has An Appointment At The Dentist....

(2)...lunarverse Is Going To Spend Time At His Favourite "Glory Hole" Today...



Cheers Glen.