Random Facts...XXXIII

RF: I just got off the phone with my ex-wife. This was the third time this weekend she's called. She wants to get back together with me. I'm having a hard time shaking her off this time.

Me- "I drink booze!"
Her- "Ok."

Me- "I have porn all over the place!"
Her- "Ok."

That always worked before!!!

 

MY ex left me due to my obsession with jigsaw puzzles.

It was hard to pick up the pieces once she'd gone.




...I'll just get my coat....

 

rf: i spent all day sorting tongue rings at work. my eyeballs hurt now

 

use your hands next time :mickey:

 

2 lame jokes...both made me laugh

 

I was at the clinic with my g/f and asked the doctor if I could make love to her after the op.

He said it was the first time he'd been asked that in ten years working at Dignitas.


[how's that,Rolly?]

 

All right you limp dicks......fall out for a ten mile run, now! Outa those bunks, this ain't no pleasure resort!.....;-D Mornin All.......

 

"This is my rifle, this is my gun. This is for fighting, this is for fun."

 

the girls are over today. it's kind of cold and cloudy today. not swiming weather

 

Um my second toe is longer than my first...okay fine, I guess that supports your point.

HF IS my social life.

A beautiful name for a beautiful woman, Justin. And also full of deadly venom...

Maybe she's had time to find out that stuff is pretty much the norm.

It helps to look at the big picture, puggy.

This is what HipForums is all about - a caring, helping community.

I sometimes like to snap to attention and salute my office mates as they pass by - don't ask me why, you know I'm weird. So one time I did this with a woman who used to be career military. She totally ignored me until she got to the exit door. Then she turned at the door and shouted at me, "You call THAT attention?" And she walked out the door.

 

You should've pinged her disappearing arse with a paperclip fired from an elastic band at full stretch and said "No. I call THAT a tension!" :smoking:

[arf arf]

 

rf: the parking lot of my apartment is flooded today.. idk how long this will last :/

 

Kinn'ell Moe-is that the car pool?



[sorry. just had to do it]

 

lol its ok.. youre funny i like you :2thumbsup:

 

:love:


I just saw a fella driving a recovery truck and crying like a baby.

I thought "Oh dear-He's heading for a breakdown!"

 

my guess is it will be flooded until the water drains away

 

I was too busy laughing with the other cube moles to think of a comeback.

Jeezus...this looks so...Midwestish. I hope you have a boat, cuz I think your car would die if you tried to drive through that.

 

Or until the sun explodes, whichever happens first.

 

rf: i dont own a single pair of socks.

 

Socks are an insidious tool of the upper class elite to oppress the lower classes.