Random facts XXXII

I saw a deer down the end of a rifle once...

 

Lord Alfred Tennyson was very fond of venison

 

I dont like deer meat

they also make lousy pets


but its nice to see them in their natural front yard habitat :lol:

 

I'm sad, and have no one to talk to right now

 

^^^ put on headphones and listen to something

 

Doesn't switch my mind off.

I just suck.

 

Eat or go buy some ice cream.

 

I haven't eaten in over 24hrs again. I could do with some food.

Why do men think they can touch/ do whatever they want?!

 

Because they have gotten away with it before.

 

yes


if someone assaulted you in any way that made you uncomfortable call the police and report it

 

Yeah, we'll see.

 

REAL fact .. there is no nutritional value to subway food. someone bought me 2, chicken , mato, letts. foot longs and while they were tasty I ate them at 8, it is now 9.. and I feel like im fucking starving. What a waste of 10dollars..

 

I'm a fortunate sonovabitch tonight. My brother and I went downtown tonight for some brews. On the walk back home I took a road I rarely take. I notice this large pile of junk at the end of someone's laneway. I stop to take a look and this van drives up and starts taking the stuff and loading it into their van.

To my surprise I see this typewriter, it's very large and brown, quite dusty. Upon further inspection I notice that it's the exact same one I have at home, only an older model.

I walked 15 minutes home with this 50 pound beast under my arm. Free!!!

Turns out it's an Underwood model (the very best) made in 1949 or 1950, made in Canada. The model I currently have is a 1955 Underwood, looks the exact same, only the keys are more modern, and the paper tray is smaller than this one.

Looks very similar to this;

 

I just can't sleep right now. I'm getting married in 8 hours and I totally panick! I almost feel like running away, I wouldn't do it for real cause I love my man so bad but I'd love to be able to just sleep in and wake up tomorrow. Help!

 

Nice find Lunaverse. Can you still get ribbons for that model?
I have an old [1956] Underwood in my attic.
In the 90's I experimented with writing comic poetry. I only ever intended to write one,about the 'Evil Sir Jasper',but it turned out people liked my stuff so a lot of it got published. Any/all profits went to the Wounded Servicemen's charity.
However it became impossible to find new ribbons so I ended up with a Commodore 24 electric one.
Still got that too,but I've forgotten how to use it now. In it's day it was ground-breaking because you could see what you'd typed on a small screen and make corrections before committing it to print.
Seems very 'old hat' today. My,how quickly this world turns....



Bassline - may I proffer my heartfelt congratulations,sweetheart.

XXX

 

Hope You Have A Wonderful Day...:daisy::daisy::daisy::daisy:



Cheers Glen.

 

thats weird...i didnt get an invite?..I'm 3 fucking hours away?...we discussed this remember?...kidding...bassline....if you are reading this before you get married today?...shut off the damn computer and get ready..congrats honey
:mickey:

 

Have a great day!

Sure can. I use my other one quite a bit. They still sell generic black ribbons for them. I hope they never stop.

I'll be expecting it in the mail

Care to share any with us?

Sounds like witchcraft!

 

Vagina

 

Congrats, I expect pics when you get back.

I'm putting finishing touches on a 12' dining table with a 3" think ironwood top. I estimate the weight at 350lbs. I going to need 3 men (or buff woman) to help me move it.