Random facts XXXII

my favorite color is taupe because it rhymes with dope.

 

i am killing this cheeze pop corn.. I hope it dont kick in my cheeze allergy.. I shouldnt its white cheeze..

 

i had to apologize after i lost my temper at work the other day

 

I think the last thing I snapped on at work was this nut women smoking in an office. I hope the bitch burns the place down. the fucking lier.. I said have you been smoking and she said no, but when I checked her trash can it had fresh ashes in it..

 

My guitar almost died tonight. The fucking piece of shit messed up some new strings I put on it, the machine head started to unwind, then while I was playing it the string snapped. I just put on a $7 pack of new strings an hour ago. When the string snapped (wasn't the first time) I almost grabbed it by the neck and swung it like sledge hammer into the floor. I was sooo tempted. Wanted to bust the fucking thing into pieces. It's a real pain in the ass.

 

little things dont bug me lately

 

damn near run over my bike backin out my truck this morning. piece of shit scrap pile on wheels both of em. i got a 150 dollar seat post on my bike for free... i was going to get some new wheels and a fork, but i got an unexpected bill from school. i ride at night more now because its so hot. i just started summer semester. it is going to be 8 weeks of balls to the wall madness. worst thing is now especially i have to do a lot of studying outside the classroom. least once its over the heat will be on the downslope, and fall semester will be gravy.

 

near death experience ?

 

i think i might get mad if I run out of popcorn. Its so good for some reason..

 

i was craving a snack too but theres nothing here and I dont feel like going to the store this late

maybe a slice of bread will do

 

i couldn't eat popcorn for three weeks after i had my wisdom teeth taken out. that was an experience. they gave me the gas and i laughed my ass off while getting shot with novacaine. damn near broke my jaw it sounded like. i got to keep all 4 of my teeth, but two of them broke in half.

 

I only had three hours sleep again. Thats about 9 hrs this week. I'm tired.

 

Coincidence there Tipsy-me too.
[looking after elderly relative who's shattered her knee]


A starfish has no brain.

 

The girls spent the night. we have them for the day.

 

I think that's the definitive answer.

My first-born was the most beautiful baby in the stinkin' unverse.

:2thumbsup: Good to know.

Two tornadoes beat the crap out of Springfield, MA. I thought I was done with tornadoes when I left the Midwest. They didn't get me, tho. The weird thing is that I took my umbrella with me to work, and I never had to use it the entire day - timing is everything.

I have all four of my wisdom teeth still in my mouth. But my orthodontist had to pull four premolars in the front to allow room in the back for the wisdom teeth.


rf: I "delivered" my first-born - "caught" is more accurate - it was a home birth, and the doctor didn't arrive in time.

 

I got worried for a second. I was outside with the girls and my mom and I saw a cop sitting a few houses down. The last time I smoked outside was this last Sunday. I thought maybe one of the neighbors called them saying they smelled pot in the area. I think its just fine. It’s not like I smoked when the people next store are outside. A couple weeks ago. I smoked in my garage we have this little window that leads too the ally and I blew a couple hits that way.

 

I saw a deer today grazing on someones front lawn

 

I ate to much popcorn last night.. I think I need a chicken salad for breakfast..

yes breakfast.. I havent eaten yet..

 

again you live in a medical marijuana state..wtf you worried about.. People like yourself are dying to be in state you live in.. In fact you dont deserve to live there at all.

In November 2008, Michigan voters passed the Michigan Medical Marijuana Act.[22] The new state law supports the Ann Arbor City charter by offering protection from state law enforcement for qualifying patients and their assigned primary caregivers under the law that took effect on April 4, 2009. Under the law, a patient with a qualifying condition and a signed statement from an attending physician, can register for an identification card under the Michigan Department of Community Health managed program for legal medical marijuana use in Michigan. After registration, the patient and primary caregiver can legally be in possession of marijuana according to State law. The primary caregiver may provide assistance for using medical marijuana or even be assigned responsibility for cultivating the patient's legally protected maximum of 12 marijuana plants, for a fee.[23]
Even though the legal use of medical marijuana was allowed for in the Ann Arbor City Charter, it was still illegal in the State of Michigan, allowing for arrest from state police and other state law enforcement agencies. With this new protection under the Michigan state law, the only remaining threat to a registered patient or caregiver in Ann Arbor is from the untested nature of the new state law and the acts of the D.E.A and other federal law enforcement agencies.

 

Awww i want one!

Oh dear, oh dear I am stupid.