Random facts XXXII

I'm about to make some chili, it's going to be hotter than hell.

 

my wife is a ****.. ****..

 

i could use some **** right about now

 

I t5hink all these peoeple around me are on dope.. or just plan retarded..

 

I don't think those Monopoly cards work in real life lillally :mickey:

 

I just got done working out. I'm really trying to keep my carbs down. and lose little more weight. I'm going to take over a week off from smoking. I have blood work the beinging of june

 

It's better to be up late than to be laid up.

Congratulations on your upcoming nuptials, Bassline! Did you get him fitted for shackles and chains yet?

According to my religion, God did not intend for human beings to smell like flowers.

Read, and enjoyed.

It's amazing how many of us have survived. When does that bad shit start?

I feel a chorus of "Tipsy please don't go" coming on...

Moms are the bees knees.

Harry Potter is also the bees knees.

But it sure would be fun to hand one to a cop and see how he reacts!


rf: I don't have syphilis.

 

It's about time for some chocolate.

 

some weirdo stalks me on cl..

 

If i get really high in my room i tend to clean it every time. I don't know if this is a disability or some OCD maid shit.

 

im a pig..

 

pigturtle

 

Im ok clean person, some times a mess, but live in old dwellings,, so its fucked... When im in a new condo or fancy house I feel like a cockroach..

 

^ no pic., deleted.

 

I'm the same way. after I'm done smoking. I always find myself cleaning something

 

someone needs to clean my pipe.s.

 

my router keeps putting on the red light but it's still working

 

I may have to be involved in something on Friday that will make me cry

 

I'm watching Bob Ross

"happy trees"