Random facts XXXII

My neighbors went back in side. They were outside, triming their dogs hair, I hope they stay inside so I can sit out back and chill

 

Bassline, I will be pm'ing you for the precise recipe.

Once when I was sitting outside eating a donut, a bird flew down and hovered in front of me while it pecked a couple of bites from the donut in my hand. I think it must have been a Strike Force bird.

I played a game of golf once. It was for a departmental outing. I sucked turkey turds, but I got some free stuff. Golf is the stupidest game ever invented, imho. They tell you to twist your body into a completely unnatural position, and then they say, "Try to relax."

Frankenstein would be way cooler - that's my vote.

My grandfather raised turkeys.

:frown:

We frequently get wild turkeys in our yard. Also deer.

Or think the one who needs work is YOU.

My stepson tried to jump from our deck to the roof of the garage once. He fell to the ground and screwed up his arm a bit. It all starts with learning to climb stairs - makes em think they can accomplish any feat of acrobatics.


rf: I did something the night before last that I had never imagined myself doing.

 

LOL I concur for golf, even though I love to go hit some balls on a practice field once in a while.

Random facts: have you ever noticed that in most sports and games invented by men, the goal consists of putting a little something inside a hole?

 

Putting things in holes is a very important skill in life.

AND one of man's greatest achievements is propelling cylindrical objects into the blackness of space.

 

hmm and what might that be??

 

I have a white stipe on my forehead from wearing a hat in the sun.

 

i just bought a motorhome for $750

 

I gave someone special to me an enduring look at a rarely seen part of myself.

 

oh i bet they saved it to look at later too!

 

I don't doubt that, Moey dear. And I got something enduring in return, which I will cherish also.

 

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i got one of these free today...it is brand new

 

I Suggest You Put A Clip On Each Nipple, Hit The Red Button, And Watch Your

Eyes Light Up....

Please Post Pics....



Cheers Glen.

 

my ass hurts, so ii put two ice cubes up there... Its in my back

 

if i was inclined to put ice cubes up my bumby i would buy these special ones

 

the middle guy reminds me of Farmout...the guy on the right fits my mental image of Lunar

 

I broke a $125 glass bong today at work.....

 

my starter in my car is acting up, i hope it just needs a dust off so i don't have to drop $190 for a new one.

 

lol

 

Not too far off. Except my nose doesn't resemble a dick and I don't wear glasses.