random facts XXXI

Of course you'll paint it black with a huge devil-eyed squirrel face on the hood and giant acorn-cap hubcaps...

 

so..so you think you can tell...heaven from hell..


love this song


i could never own a horse...at buddies farm and the trainer was bringing the stallion from the barn and it got antsy right beside me..nearly shit myself

 

I know where she keeps the gold :reddevil:



j/k

 

Those are big animals...personally I'm deathly allergic to them. My wife's parents owned a pony ranch - one time they sent us a box of stuff from their house, and within half a minute of opening it my eyes and nose were itching from the damned horse dander.

Now that's a motive I can relate to - I thought maybe you were one of them stinkin saints.

 

I didn't get a chance to find out. I checked my bank account (under my matress) and I only had 67 cents in it.

Because I obviously couldn't afford a shotgun, I decided to go online and find a ninja school. This one was the quickest to learn that I could find:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_j1-xQA_ufE"]YouTube - Diemon Dave Ninja School

With my newly aquired ninja skills, I waited for him to land on the bathroom mirror (me in the shadows of course). When he finally landed on the mirror, I turned off the light and crept in closer.

I quickly flicked the light on (to confuse him) and smashed him with a wad of toilet paper.

My skills are now complete.

 

colored easter eggs with the girls. they didn't make to much of a mess. Ally was whining after we were done. I could tell she was getting tired

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=68ugkg9RePc"]YouTube - Eiffel 65 - Blue (Da Ba Dee) (Original Video with subtitles)

 

I had one of those a few years ago..it was black 1996 I think ..ext cab 4x4 5 speed with alum rims and matching fiberglass tonneau cover..it was pretty nice...even the inside of the box was all profesionally done in carpeting

i paid $800 ..spent about another $400 to fix it up...drove it for a while then sold it for almost 5 grand

 

i havnt mentioned hot room mate and her baby in a month plus on account of she was furious at me...we were in a stalemate...i was right and she was stubborn...she may have a different take lol..anyway...hot neighbor and ex hot room mate just ambushed me across the street and i think we are again friends....she gave in not me...i am a lot older and know how to be much more stubborn i guess

 

i should probably add that she had become one of my closest confidants and I missed her friendship dearly while she was punishing me

 

its nice and clear and sunny here...only going up to 8c though


gotta clean my house today,hopefully

 

It's already too hot outside for me... I'm not looking forward to the summer heat - I might have to go and visit the polar bears.

 

winter storm head our way. green bay is getting a foot of snow

 

after a major overhaul, the garden is now ready for the growing season arty:

 

And that's roughly the way it was when Deanna turned on me and became a total asshole after being my closest friend for a few months. So now you know. And now I know too.

 

How is Deanna Zen? How is your book coming along?

 

I bow to you, honorable sensei.

 

i suppose...the difference is that all the thoughts i have are my own and hotroomy didnt manage to send me anything except a couple angry e mails which I knew would be hurtful so i deleted them without reading them...could you?..zig...could you delete a 100 line email from deanna without reading so much as a line?...write her back a best wishes no need to reply reply?

 

Deanna blocked me on facebook at the beginning of february, a couple weeks after emailing me, "When the mission is complete, you will be blocked." I could still contact her on MySpace, if I really wanted to...and I have a private email address...but why bother? She's still in my mind all the time, still extremely loving in that millieu - at least when she isn't messing with me. She told a mutual acquaintance that she was marrying some guy, and that she was the last of several women I had sexually harassed, and that she's doing a study of my psychosis to send to a university, and that I'm an insane genius - well, at least she got the last bit right.

I did some work on the book this last weekend - first time in a while. I have a new muse. lol

 

So, to get this straight...

It's the poster who posts post number 1001 that wins correct?