random facts XXXI

figured how to embed moving gifs in still pics.. as you can see from my sig.. / lol learning shit thats been on the internet 10yr already..

 

why is the dog-squirrel on the reel to reel?

 

his face is fat, thats why hes on the treadmill..

 

Hubby is watching drag racing on tv, so I'm messin' on the computer...

I slept with a little monster last night...

 

your hubby like's Ru Paul..... awesome..

 

you fucker..i was composing a drag queen joke in my head as I scrolled down to see that you beat me to the punchline...foiled again

 

tbh, I dont like them drunk queens on her show... Id wind up knocking one their smart ass teeth out... then go smoke a joint...

 

Still swinging at this mother #&%$n' mosquito!

I've had it!!! Tomorrow I'm buying a shotgun and some double 00 birdshot!

This #&%$er is going down.

 

Sorry to hear your husband's one-eyed monster doesn't measure up...










I'm only kidding, I just couldn't resist

 

why does the guy that narrates ''disorderly conduct'' have to yell all through the show..he ruins it

 

I'm laying on the floor trying to get a kitty to love me

 

I woke up with a headache...

 

The babies are coming over today. then latter when Jack get's out of work. we are going to color easter eggs with them

 

spilling misteaks reely bawther mee...

 

I'm worried about my Granny

 

that is vague...of course i wish your gramma the best if she is ill?...but that could also refer to elderly risky behavior..
.such as tight rope walking,motorcycle racing,brawling etc..

 

car prank with sticky notes

 

this one is good..pour liquid in font and under car so it looks like car is fucked up lol

 

Head feels much better...

Cloudy here...April shower bring May flowers, but I think they need sunshine too...