random facts XXXI

Drove down a one-way-street the wrong way, jumped the lights at a crossing, entered a foreign appartment where the key was left in the keyhole ... all within 30 minutes. Also tried to safe a stranded bee from getting stepped on.

 

tried?...did the bee not make it?

 

I have to dress up for this fashion show, my sister and nieces are going to be in it, it’s going to be at this country club. I was going to wear jeans. Then my mother was like, you can’t wear jeans to that kind of place, you have to dress up. I have a nice shirt and sweater I can wear. But I don’t exactly have pants; I have some black copper pants. But they go on a little tight. My mom did give me a green pair of dress pants one time. I guess I will either have to find those and wear them or try and get the copper pants to fit

 

I hate dressing up, I have a couple of dresses in my closet, but I haven't had them on in years...

I killed a mole yesterday...

 

the mona lisa has no eyebrows

 

I couldn't fine those green dress pants. so I gusse I have to make due with the ones that are kind of tight on me

 

The 2007 winner of Nathan's Famous Hot Dog Eating contest in New York consumed a total of 19,600 calories and 1,280 grams of fat,which roughly translates to about 66 hot dogs in 12 minutes.

Blood has a long way to travel. There are about 60,000 miles of blood vessels in the human body. The hard working heart pumps about 2,000 gallons of blood through those every day.

Dammit it--it's still raining here. I have work to do and can't get to it. Maybe I'll mosey down to California,where I also have some work to do. I need to git 'er did!

 

Fixed.

 

I'm burning my home movies to DVD...

 

I'm burning a cig.

 

im burning the day away

 

I work from open to close today and tomorrow. If I don't come back you'll know how I died.

 

I'm burning with desire.

 

I think they make an ointment for that

 

I prefer nature's ointment, personally, but maybe that's just me

 

I am a hunka hunk of burning love

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eo5XgL6T6aI"]YouTube - The Kinks - Louie Louie

 

I have two overnight guests...

 

NOW you can have some fun. Is all your spook effects machinery in good working order?