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I just took a swig of rootbeer schnapps

 

Denis Leary described schnapps as the crack of alcohol

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I can see myself getting into trouble again

 

It was a balmy 55f today and I went to the park and it was full of people. I like when everyone comes out of their winter hibernation in the spring.

 

it was like 80 here today, im frickin stoked!

 

Nice. I'm not a schnapps man, but I do enjoy Sounthern Comfort apple whisky and Fireball cinnamon whisky.


Fact- I think I'm the only person here on a Sunday night.

 

Fact -I only got one week of spring this year.

Two weeks ago I was wearing a jacket. Last week it hit 100 F. It's only the second time in recorded history that it got this hot so early in the year where I live.

I'm not looking forward to cooking this summer, again.

Somebody help me move!! PM me and I will send details on how to donate to my relocation fund.

 

i buy southern comfort sometimes..i didnt know it was apple whisky lol...I used to like fireball too..that stuff is good when you have a cold

 

I hooked the roller to the 4 wheeler and rolled the mole hills down in my yard yesterday...Moles are are on my hit list...

 

poor moles..

 

works sucks today. Sitting alone in cafe, thinking about the awful month ahead of me.

 

work is great.. Im done with it.. the rest thr 70 degree day is mine. but im probably gonna nap in a little bit unless I dose... whichever comes first..

 

holy shit..i knew there was a homeless problem in the states but i had no idea...how many people hibernated in the park?do they wander out like bears all groggy,slow and cumbersome...because its a well known fact if you want to do some easy bear hunting just wait outside the cave..you can practically knock them out with a stick?..you could probably fix the homeless problem using the same technique..or at the very least ''cull the herd''?...?

what kind of job pays you to sit alone in a cafe?are you waiting for [a] john?....5th variation of this joke...how do you turn an irishman into a welshman?hit him in the head with a brick

 

I just put the baby down for her nap...

Cloudy and windy, calling for possible storms this afternoon...

 

the girls don't take their naps till afternoon

 

If I'm lucky the baby will sleep 3 hours...

 

i have the day off today

 

sometimes the girls are lucky if they sleep an hour and half. ally never sleeps much. she just lays their making little noises. but at leasts she rest for awhile. izzy at the most will sleep 2 hours.

 

I have a peppermint schnapps + acid story. By the time the night was over I had taken a totally unplanned drive over the Sierras to another state.

Could you please video record it so we can see you getting into trouble too?

 

I'm out of wine