Random Facts XXX

Yes well - a lot of people DO find me hard to swallow, don't they?

Damn...missed the waffles...that's one problem with being a late riser.

That is WAY cool. Where's it docked?

 

I'm not watching my granddaughter today. I'm going to be watching her brother and he's 3 years old, he's the little monster. My granddaughter is 6 months old...

 

ohh I see. my niece will be 1 year old march 31th

 

I just took a hot shower. The steam help some with my clogged nose. I can't shake being so cold. I took a muscle relaxer. a couple hours ago. I didn't take it all at once. I took half then couple hours latter I took the other half. I only lasted 15 mins on the elliptical today. I wil try and walk on it again latter

 

One of my best friends always cancels our plans at the last minute and it bugs the life out of me. I could have gone to a gig with friends, but said no because of her. Now I am alone

 

i am posting on a website

 

paradigm

if a cat always lands on its feet....and toast always lands butter side down,then if you put buttered toast on the back of cat?

 

then you put the toast on the cats back face down. you did not specify.

 

I hate green screens!!!!!!

 

butter side up on the cats back....throw cat off high building...will the toast prevail and land butter down with the cats legs pointing up?or will the cat prevail making the toast land butter up

 

My guess is that the toast will fall off the cats back before it reaches the ground, therefore landing butter side down..

 

i'm pretty sure this is how the universe began. i wouldn't mess with it.

 

This is what I predict.

 

Exactly. The irreducible paradox would create an infinite improbability field, thus causing the entire universe to shift into a state in which rolling would have imaginary friends and I would end up with all his girlfriends.

 

the cat and the buttered toast will separate and the cat will land on its feet first, shortly followed by the buttered toast, butter side down...?

rf: i've been watching the "shameless" series all over again these last few weeks...

 

i can only see a small blue q mark in a box

 

i'm sitting in the pub alone being stared at by some chick. don't think it's a good stare either.

 

its a sneer. ..

 

How about now?

 

I am going North for a week. I have some exciting plans for when I am there